CrabbyMinecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StopActingNormalMC

body shaming, bullying, cultural appropriation, discrimination, double standards, Gaslighting, Harassment, ignorance, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Manipulation, mental health stigma, microaggressions, Privilege, racism, sexism, societal norms, StopActingNormalMC, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, victim blaming

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	70
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of people acting like mining for diamonds in Minecraft is just a casual hobby? Join our server and show them what real dedication looks like! Our players have been known to dig straight down to bedrock without a care in the world – who needs safety precautions anyway?

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their clucky tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can eat your way through buildings and landscapes?

So come join us on our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who needs normal when you can have chaos and cake instead?

Tut’s Tomb Minecraft Server

Ancient civilization, ancient egypt, ancient history, Ancient relics, archaeological discovery, archaeologists, archaeology, Artifacts, burial site, discovery, egypt, Egyptian history, Excavation, historical announcement, historical find, King Tutankhamun, Minecraft, Pharaoh.., royal tomb, Server, Tomb, Tomb exploration, tuts

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz we just discovered a ROYAL TOMB like king tut but even cooler! u can dig up treasures and fight mummies and pharaohs and stuff. plus, we have a secret passage that leads to a hidden oasis with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. join now before the curse of the tomb gets u! lolz.

Rent-A-Block-Singapore

Asia, Asia-Pacific, Diplomacy, economic influence, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global perceptions, global power dynamics, international affairs, international relations, LANDLORD, military presence, political analysis, regional politics, Rent, RentABlockSingapore, security alliances, Singapore, strategic interests, united states, US

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Falling into the Void:	0

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! u betta believe it, we got players from all over asia, even singapore! they say US be actin like a landlord tryna get rent from us, but we be too busy building epic structures and fighting dragons to care! join now for the best time of ur life, trust me u won’t regret it!

FarmCraft 2.0: Livestock Locator

agricultural innovation, agricultural productivity, AI in agriculture, animal farm, animal welfare, data analysis, economic opportunities, environmental impact, environmental outcomes, environmental sustainability, FarmCraft, farming strategies, Livestock, livestock management, livestock tracking, location prediction, locator, machine learning, precision farming, predictive modeling, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, Technology

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

u wanna join our server cuz we got this new machine learnin thingy that predicts where animal farms are in minecraft. like, we know where alllll the cows and pigs are gonna be so u can plan ur farm better. it’s like magic but with computers and stuff.

we’re all about helpin the environment and stuff. like, we wanna make sure farmers are doin things right so the planet doesn’t get messed up. plus, we wanna help farmers make more money too cuz who doesn’t love money, right?

so come join our server and help us save the world, one pixelated cow at a time. plus, we got cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Retinue server minecraft

Active, application, bedrock, Community, Creative, Discord, Friendly, java, Mods, multiplayer, new, Opening, Plugins, private server, rules, serverlaunch, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Animals Bred:	134
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Crops Grown:	9864	Buildings Constructed:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Vanilla, private server minecraft, which is available both from the Java version and with Bedrock version of Minecraft. The server just opened and is waiting for you! But in order to get to him, you need to leave your application to the discord server, the link to which will be lower!

retinue.aternos.me:64298

Medieval Smp

arcane arts, breathtaking-cities, creatures-unknown, darkest-depths, dragons, Enchantment, endless possibilities, Epic battles, grand-fortresses, Legacy, legendary bosses, Lore, Medieval, mighty-kingdoms, minecraft server, Modded, Ocean, plundered-cities, Ruler, Skies, smp, thriving-kingdoms, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Farms Harvested:	183
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Medieval SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Medieval SMP is a Minecraft server where players can build kingdoms, battle bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment.
Season 2 has recently launched with new features and content for players to enjoy.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, the server is whitelist. You can join by applying through the Discord server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can fight legendary bosses, build fortresses, master arcane arts, and explore endless possibilities in the world.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply for whitelist access.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is a Discord server where players can chat, coordinate activities, and stay updated on server events.
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is 88.211.212.7:25565

Enchanted Dream Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, autistic, dream, dumb, Enchanted, Insecurity, Isles, Loser, low self-esteem, mental health, negative emotions, negative self-talk, personal growth, Sadness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-realization, stupid, Ugly, Weed, weird

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Emeralds Found:	6805
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Hey bro, forget about all that depressing stuff and join our Minecraft server! Why be sad and ugly in real life when you can be a cool, blocky character in our world? Plus, who needs weed when you can get high on the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Come on, don’t be a loser in real life, be a winner in Minecraft!

PixelPapSmearz

Appointment, Diagnosis, discomfort, Doctor, emotional toll., Frustration, gynecology, Healthcare, Hospital, insurance issues, lack of communication, long wait times, Medical, mistreatment, negligence, Pain, PixelPapSmearz, traumatic experience, Treatment, Women’s Health, worst experience

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	1543
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	168	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, from riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane women’s healthcare stories you’ll ever hear. Imagine going to the doctor in Minecraft and getting treated by a witch who uses potions made from enchanted diamonds and golden apples. Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs? Yeah, it’s that kind of place.

Odd Feet Adventures

Adventures, feet, feet aesthetics, feet appreciation, feet beauty, feet fetishization, feet obsession, feet preferences, feet uniqueness, foot anatomy, foot appearance, foot attractiveness, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetishism, foot shape, foot structure, odd, odd looking feet, podiatry, toe fetish, unusual feet

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2877	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Votes:	4049	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur grandma’s dentures fall out? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and cupcakes.

we have so many crazy things on this server, like giant chickens that poop diamonds and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce. u can build ur own house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through the land of the potato people, where u will have to battle evil broccoli monsters and save the princess made out of cheese.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Time Warp Quest

Difference, Future, No Difference, No Difference Between Past and Future, past, Past and Future, Quantum, Quantum Search, Quantum Search for Time’s Source, Quantum Search for Time’s Source Finds, Quest, search, source, Time, Time’s Source, Time’s Source Finds, Warp

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	17

hey u! ya u! wanna join da craziest minecraft server in da universe? well dis server be so wild, we searchin for da source of time itself! we be buildin time machines n stuff, tryna figure out if da past n da future rly be different.

we got time travelers from all over, includin dinosaurs n aliens! u can team up with a T-Rex to mine for diamonds or battle space invaders for rare loot.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret portals to alternate dimensions where u can ride unicorns or fight zombies with laser guns.

so come on down to da most mind-bendin minecraft server ever created! join us in da Quantum Search For Time’s Source Finds No Difference Between Past And Future! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Carpet Hippos Pantry Raid 1.21

animal invasion, bizarre scenarios, Carpet, funny animals, hippos, Home Invasion, household pests, kitchen raid, pantry, pantry raiders, quirky decor, quirky home decor, Raid, strange occurrences, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, unusual sightings, whimsical creatures, whimsical home decor, wild animals

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Emeralds Found:	9575
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, carpet hippos straight up raid your pantry! I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of chaos in their virtual life, am I right? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans those carpet hippos will get up to next. It’s like a wild party in your kitchen, but in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

MomLifeLessons Minecraft Server

a hole, AITAH, attitude, Boundaries, cellphones, Communication, Conversation, Divorce, downstairs, family dynamics, Fight, Food, junior year, life lesson, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MomLifeLessons, nerve, oreos, Parent-child relationship, relationship, Server, skepticism

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Villages Defended:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s boyfriend giving you life lessons and taking away your phone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can eat as many oreos as you want without anyone judging you. No more annoying conversations about cellphones or junior year attitude problems here!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting into fights or being called an a-hole by anyone. It’s a peaceful and fun place where you can let your creativity run wild and escape from all the real-life nonsense.

So come join us and leave all the mom’s boyfriend drama behind. Build, explore, and have a great time on our Minecraft server!

SlimCraftSquad

body image, Communication, comparison, depression, diet, Emotional support, Exercise, FITNESS, friendship, Jealousy, Journey, medication, mental health, progress, Resentment, self esteem, self-care, shame, SlimCraftSquad, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Are you tired of feeling like the sidekick in your own life story? Join our server and become the hero of your own epic tale!

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures – all while leaving your real-life problems behind.

Forget about counting calories and feeling stuck in a rut – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join now and let your creativity soar higher than your friend on the stair climber at the gym. Who needs weight loss success stories when you can have blocky triumphs in the virtual world?

Don’t be the sidekick in someone else’s journey – become the star of your own adventure on our Minecraft server!

AsteroidApocalypse Minecraft Server

2024 YR4, asteroid, asteroid impact, AsteroidApocalypse, Astronomy, Celestial, city-killer, collision, cosmic event, danger, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, Phenomenon, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Server, Space, space exploration, threat, Warning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Animals Bred:	78
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

OMG GUYS, NASA JUST SAID THERES A 3.1% CHANCE OF A GIANT ASTEROID DESTROYING EARTH IN 2024 YR4! BUT DONT WORRY, IF YOU JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, YOU’LL BE SAFE FROM THE APOCALYPSE! BUILD YOUR BUNKER, STOCK UP ON DIAMONDS, AND SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH US! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND AGAINST THE ASTEROID! JOIN NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!

digital mapping, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geographic naming conventions, geography, global recognition, Gulf of America, GulfCraft, international relations, Latin America, legal action, legal dispute, Mexican, Mexican president, name change, national pride, North America, online mapping, political controversy, SOVEREIGNTY, sue Google, Sueprise, territorial dispute

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2567	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Farms Harvested:	115	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	118	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness