CRAB CRAZE! Join the EPIC CrabCraft Server NOW!! Limited slots available!!🦀🌟

Active, Chunk Backups, Community, crab, CrabCraft, CRAZE, Discord, discord server, Epic, form, Friendly, gameplay, hermitcraft, Join, LIMITED, Players, protected, roll back, SECURITY, Server, simple voice chat, Slots, smp, Survival, Thriving Community, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

CrabCraft Server Overview

Features	Details
Server Type	Whitelisted vanilla survival
Season	Season 1️⃣ commences!
Emphasis	Vanilla Perfection! Inspired by HermitCraft gameplay
Voice Chat	Utilizes Simple Voice Chat mod
Community	Thriving and close-knit
Discord	Active Discord server for communication
Whitelist	Ensures secure and friendly environment
Chunk Backups	Protection against malicious activity

How to join?

Fill out this form or express interest in our Discord welcome channel.

Questions & Answers

1. What is the server type?

The server is whitelisted vanilla survival.

2. How can I join the server?

You can fill out the form provided or express your interest in the Discord welcome channel.

3. What is the main emphasis of the server?

The server focuses on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive, inspired by HermitCraft gameplay.

4. Is voice chat required?

Yes, all members are required to have the Simple Voice Chat mod installed for communication.

5. How is the server community?

The server has a thriving and close-knit community of players who share a passion for Minecraft.

InternetApocalypse Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, connectivity crisis, Cyber Security, digital age, digital divide, global communication, global impact, information blackout, information chaos, internet outage, internet shutdown, InternetApocalypse, Minecraft, modern society, network failure, online economy, smp, societal collapse, state of the world, technological apocalypse, technological disruption, technology dependence, virtual world dependence

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5245

OMG guys, like imagine if the internet just like, disappeared tomorrow? Like, we’d all be lost without our memes and cat videos, amirite? But fear not, because on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, we have our own internet! Yeah, you heard me right, we’ve got our own virtual world where you can build, mine, and troll your friends to your heart’s content.

Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but who cares about them, amirite?). We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command (for all your trolling needs, of course).

And get this, we’ve got a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday night. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our totally not made up Minecraft SMP and let’s create some chaos together! #internetforever #minecraft4life #creeperexplosionsgalore

NakedCraft: Where Pixels Are the Only Cover!

acceptance, body positivity, clothing, comfort, consequences, cover, culture, freedom, Human nature, Individuality, Liberation, modesty, NakedCraft, nudity, personal choice, pixels, public nudity, Self-expression, shame, social norms, societal norms, society, taboo

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4991
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to a Minecraft server where everyone is naked all the time! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where clothing is optional and creativity is key.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, ride a pig into battle, and mine for diamonds in your birthday suit. It’s a nudist paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your decency).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Ninja Clan, a group of elite players who fight crime and creepers in their birthday suits. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their battle cries are as fierce as their tan lines.

So why join our naked Minecraft server? Because life is too short to wear pants, and who needs clothes when you have a diamond sword? Come join us for a wild ride, and remember – in this world, the only thing that’s covered is your sense of humor.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Business, business secretary, consequences, Decision making, economic policy, Economy, global market, Government, Impact, international relations, Minecraft, negative effects, Politics, protectionism, Server, steel tariffs, TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump, uk, US

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down here.

we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. and if you can find it, you get to keep all the loot and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

plus, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a wild west showdown, but with pixelated monsters.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a giant dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off? it’s epic, trust me.

so, like, join now before you miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that this server has to offer. you won’t regret it, i promise.

AussieBlockParty

AussieBlockParty, Australia, Australian economy, buying homes, foreign investment, Foreign investors, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, housing market intervention, housing market restrictions, Investment, overseas buyers, property market, property ownership, real estate, regulations, residential properties, temporary ban

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Votes:	8988
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9814
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server?? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join now!! we got kangaroos hopping around and koalas building houses, it’s a total party down under, mate!

But wait, there’s more! We’re blocking all foreign investors from buying homes for 2 years, so you know the property values are gonna be through the roof! Literally, because we have a sky-high building limit and you can build the tallest tower ever seen in Minecraft history.

And get this, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant spiders and evil emus. It’s like a real-life Australian adventure, but in blocky pixel form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, mate!

Eggs Are Chicken’s Period – The Server

agriculture, animal products, animal rights, baking, Breakfast, brunch, chicken, chickens, Cooking, eggs, ethical eating, Farming, Food Industry, menstruation, omelette, OVULATION, Period, Poultry, protein source, Reproduction, scrambled eggs, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Zombie Dances:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got chickens laying eggs like nobody’s business. it’s like a period party up in here. and guess what? u can use those eggs to throw at other players and make them slip and fall like a banana peel. it’s hilarious, trust me. plus, we got a secret underground chicken fight club where u can bet on which chicken will win in a feathered showdown. it’s intense, bro. so come on and join the fun, cuz on this server, eggs aren’t just for breakfast, they’re for epic battles and non-stop laughs.

ToxicCraft: Govt Secrets & Fire Pollution

chemical makers, drinking water limits, environmental contamination, environmental hazards, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, Fire, Govt, hazardous chemicals, industrial secrecy, Pollution, pollution control, pollution source, public disclosure, public health risk, Secrets, toxic heavy metals, toxic substances, ToxicCraft, trade secrets, US government, water contamination, wildfire suppressants

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret potions that make you fly like a majestic eagle! our server is so lit that even the US government is trying to keep our secrets under wraps. we got crazy chemicals that will make your gameplay so wild, you’ll be soaring through the skies like a boss. forget about drinking water limits, we’re all about breaking boundaries and reaching new heights. join us now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft!

Determinacy

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Chill, Community, Crafting, Determinacy, Exploration, freedom, Friendly, Limitless, long term, multiplayer, No Rules, open world, player-driven, Sandbox, Survival, Survival multiplayer, survival server, Unrestricted

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	188627
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Server Name	Determinacy.net
Server Focus	No rules, vanilla gameplay
Server Creation Date	June 3, 2020
Main Goal	Play Minecraft without rules, as intended by developers
Server IP	Determinacy.net
Server Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/9gx8Fnh

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What sets Determinacy.net apart from other Minecraft servers?

A: Determinacy.net prides itself on having no rules and offering a pure vanilla Minecraft experience. Players are free to play how they want without restrictions.

Q: Can I join the server without following any rules?

A: Yes, Determinacy.net encourages players to play Minecraft without any rules in place. However, players are expected to respect others and follow basic etiquette.

Q: How long will the server be up and running?

A: The goal of Determinacy.net is to have the server running indefinitely, allowing players to join and enjoy a rule-free Minecraft experience for as long as possible.

Q: What version of Minecraft does Determinacy.net support?

A: Determinacy.net currently supports Minecraft version 1.21.4, allowing players to experience the latest features and updates.

Q: How can I stay connected with the community outside of the game?

A: Players can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/9gx8Fnh to chat with other players, get updates, and participate in community events.

Beauty and the Beastly 1.20.4

1.20.4, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, beastly, beauty, DATING, evolutionary biology, fertility crisis, gender dynamics, genetic diversity, less attractive, MATCHMAKING.., mating preferences, Men, pair, partner selection, physical appearance, relationships, reproductive success, social experiment, societal norms, society, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that serious stuff! Come join our Minecraft server where we pair up pixelated chickens with pixelated pigs to solve the fertility crisis in a totally wacky way!

We’ve got villagers wearing funky hats, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers throwing a disco party in the mineshaft!

Join us for a wild ride of nonsensical fun and questionable decisions! Who needs logic when you can have chaos and laughter in our pixelated wonderland?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure on our server! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

FlawlessGamer Minecraft SMP

biggest flaw, FlawlessGamer, imperfections, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-faultfinding, self-faults, self-identity, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos you could cause with that power. And don’t even get me started on the talking llamas that give out quests for you to complete.

Oh, and did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds? Yeah, you heard me right. Diamonds. So if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft SMP server ever and show off your biggest flaw (mine is that I can’t stop building giant statues of myself), then come on over and join the fun!

CoolKidVanishedCraft

adolescence, bullying, childhood memories, CoolKidVanishedCraft, fitting in, gossip, growing up, high school, Nostalgia, Outsider, peer pressure, popular kid, popularity contest, Rumors, School, social dynamics, social hierarchy, social status, teenage drama, teenage experiences, teenage years

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	799
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	995506
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	6481

Remember that popular kid in school who always seemed to have it all? Well, on our Minecraft server, they mysteriously disappeared after trying to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that they were never seen again, but their diamond house still stands as a warning to all who dare to be too flashy.

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the popular kid. Who knows, you might even stumble upon their secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. But be warned, the ghosts of creepers past still roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to disturb their precious diamonds.

So if you’re looking for a server with a touch of mystery, a dash of danger, and a whole lot of diamonds, then come join us. Just remember, not everything that glitters is gold…sometimes it’s just a really shiny block in Minecraft.

EuroCraft: Secure Ukraine Now!

alliance building, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroCraft, european union, Europeans, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, nato, negotiations, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Secure, security assistance, security guarantees, transatlantic relations., Ukraine, US

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will have more security than Ukraine! the US is even asking Europeans what they need for security guarantees, but who needs that when you can join our server and be protected by our army of pixelated chickens!

we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by our elite team of ninja villagers.

rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you can defeat him in battle, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly on a pig.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most secure minecraft server in the world!

Critique Craft: No VO₂max Fun!

aerobic capacity, Berg, cardiovascular fitness, controls, Craft, critique, Differences, exercise tolerance, Fun, Garbsch, long covid, Medical research, patient health, Patients, peer review, problematic patient exclusion, research methodology, respiratory capacity, scientific critique, small sample, study critique, VO2Max

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Villages Defended:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the players have more stamina than long covid patients! we did a study and found that our players have MAX VO₂ levels that will blow your mind! we have a small sample size of players because we only accept the most elite gamers. don’t be excluded from this epic adventure, join now and show off your mad skills!

Naruto survival soon come in, you need those admins of the server minecraft

admins, Adventure, Anime, Community, Fun, Gaming, Good, Minecraft, Modes, multiplayer, Naruto, ONLINE, Plugins, responsive, Roleplay, Server, steep, Survival, Technical, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1

Survival in the world of Naruto with steep modes and plugins with responsive and good admins.

For the server we need technical ads.

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Broomstix

BedrockJava, Broomstix, Discordintegration, Dynmap, Economy, Enchantments, FlyOnSundays, Harddifficulty, HomeworkHelp, Landclaiming, market, MobTeleportation, PlayerTeleportation, PrivateMessaging, PvP, RandomTeleportation, ServerShops, smp, Staff, Survival, TutorialWarps, VotingRanks

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Homework help on Discord
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java?	Yes, there is cross-play and no Java account is required.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can I teleport mobs with a lead?	Yes, you can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.
Is there a main PvP arena?	Yes, there is an exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
Are there voting ranks and rewards?	Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards for players who participate in voting.
Can I fly freely in the overworld?	Yes, you can fly freely in the overworld every Sunday.

Pixel Portal 1.21.3

1.21.3, digital content, digital influencers, favorite intros, Gaming influencers, internet celebrities, intros, online creators, online entertainment, online personalities, online videos, PIXEL, Portal, virtual avatars, virtual channels, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual experiences, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtubers, youtube intros

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where cows are secretly aliens and pigs can fly…literally!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending surprises. From giant rainbow sheep to talking trees, this server will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!