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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6406 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1337 | Mines Excavated: | 2255 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 3446 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers who just want to party all night long. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a crown made out of emeralds!
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high, then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, our cover of “Baby Shark” is wayyyy better than the original, just saying. 🦈🎶 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness #joinusnow