CousinCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any slacking like Karly! Looking for a place to escape the drama and demands of entitled cousins? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of tackling challenges on your own, just like you should in college. No on-demand tutors here, just good old-fashioned hard work and determination.

Don’t worry, we won’t send you pictures of homework and demand answers in two hours. We believe in independence and self-reliance, just like a true Minecraft warrior.

So if you’re tired of entitled cousins and their ridiculous demands, join our server and show Karly that you can handle anything thrown your way, without needing constant hand-holding. Plus, we have virtual snacks! Join now and leave the drama behind.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mines Excavated:	4799	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	3903	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Towns Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	1060

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/smoked-ribs/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchantments Applied:	111
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	536702	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!