CousinCaretakerNoMore | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

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Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Farms Harvested:	128
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyGirlz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Star Shards Collected:	280
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	99	Enchantments Applied:	258

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MomRageCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1521	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyTimeMachine

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Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Enchantments Applied:	62	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Towns Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6055
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ores Mined:	9183	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Alien Abductions:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3