CousinCaretakerNoMore | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	156
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyChicksOnly

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Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HezboSmashCraft

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

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LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

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Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Dimension Hops:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyGirlz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ores Mined:	9707
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	608097	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1164	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MomRageCraft

age ranges, age-appropriate reading, book recommendations, book series, communication breakdown, disagreement resolution, encouraging reading, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, gift giving, hanging up on family, MomRageCraft, parental expectations, parenting disagreements, reading habits, rudeness, sibling birthdays, sibling bonding, sibling relationships

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	488323	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ores Mined:	934	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockyTimeMachine

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Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	431	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	3136
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1