Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 5585

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • WeddingDramaCraft

    WeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stepmoms, confederate flag ball caps, and wedding dress showdowns!

    Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Who needs therapy when you can battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated drama?

    Create your own unique avatar and explore our vast world, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from stepmoms in sweatpants. Want your biological parents to walk you down the aisle? No problem! Just watch out for any objections from NPCs who think they know better than you.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with a stepmom who’s determined to make your virtual life as chaotic as your real one. It’s all fun and games until someone tries to get you arrested for standing up to them…in Minecraft, of course!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 732511 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • AgingLikeFineWine

    AgingLikeFineWine
    Who’s a famous person that became more attractive with age? Well, just like how diamonds get shinier over time, our Minecraft server has only gotten better with age! Join us and witness the legendary transformation of our server from a humble blocky world to a majestic kingdom filled with epic builds and crazy adventures.

    We’ve got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (yes, you can actually eat the blocks!). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why join our server? Because just like a fine wine or George Clooney, we only get better with age. Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you in our Minecraft world!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • UNPeacekeeperPVP Minecraft Server

    UNPeacekeeperPVP Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyPutin’sDownfall

    CraftyPutin’sDownfall
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover the mystery of russia’s secret weapon that got downed in ukraine. we got secret tunnels, hidden treasure, and even a talking cow named boris who knows all the secrets.

    if you join now, you can ride a flying pig and battle a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. plus, our staff is made up of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind russia’s secret weapon!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 59
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice, Now with Extra Medieval Madness and Modded Mayhem on ATM9:TTS!

    Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice, Now with Extra Medieval Madness and Modded Mayhem on ATM9:TTS!

    PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Modpack Server IP
    Prominence 2 & Medieval MC [RPG] Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1 pr2.pumpkraft.net
    ATM9: To the Skies All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.2 tts9.pumpkraft.net

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the PumpKraft Minecraft community?

    You can join our servers directly using the provided Server IPs or join our Discord for more information.

    2. What features do the servers offer?

    The servers offer features like tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, 24/7 staff availability, and regular custom events.

    3. Are new players welcome?

    Yes, PumpKraft welcomes new players to join their community and enjoy the modded Minecraft experience.

    4. Can I suggest new features or ideas for the servers?

    Absolutely! PumpKraft encourages community input and welcomes suggestions for improving the gameplay experience.

    5. How do I report any issues or bugs on the servers?

    You can report any issues or bugs directly to the staff members online or on the Discord server for prompt assistance.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old thumbnails? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and hilarious thumbnails you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, dancing pigs, and even a secret society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 136 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP

    Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a llama all the way to the End! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances just to spice things up. So come join us for a holiday season you’ll never forget – just be sure to watch out for exploding snow golems!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Band of One Hit Wonders

    Band of One Hit Wonders
    Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Underground Dead Zone

    Underground Dead Zone
    Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

    If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 497
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Jaccuzi MC

    Jaccuzi MC

    JacuzziMC Information

    Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:

    Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!

    Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

    Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

    Minecraft Server – Madness SMP

    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21 and above
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I apply to join Madness SMP? You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP
    What kind of server is Madness SMP? Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults
    How large is the community on Madness SMP? We have a community of 20+ dedicated members
    What platform is Madness SMP available on? Madness SMP is available on Java Edition

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

    Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 230 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6044 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

    Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

    NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!
    Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

    We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

    Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

    RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

    And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

    So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 4691

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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