so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Falling into the Void: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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