so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 10
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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