Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Chimeras Created: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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