Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 177 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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