u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, look no further, cuz our server is the place to be! we got llamas that spit diamonds and chickens that lay golden eggs.

join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs and battle evil unicorns. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on.

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. so what are u waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Animals Bred: 180 Runes Activated: 4
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Falling into the Void: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 6901
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 5393
    Star Shards Collected: 81 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4366
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NerdAlertMC SMP

    NerdAlertMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

    We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 New Chunks Explored: 898572
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyLifeQuest

    CraftyLifeQuest
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

    On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

    Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1961 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Potions Brewed: 191 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyXi_USbffs

    CraftyXi_USbffs
    so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

    we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

    join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

    come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Animals Bred: 84
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7926
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft Minecraft Server

    IP play.murkpvp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/qSMVqSVj

    ✨ What We Offer:

    • 🗺️ Two Worlds, One Server: Start your adventure in our vanilla survival world, or dive into our RPG world.
    • 🧙 RPG Classes & Skills: Choose your class, unlock new abilities, and upgrade your skills.
    • 💰 Unique Economy: Multiple currencies and ways to earn through jobs.
    • 🐾 Pets, Mounts, & Custom Gear: Collect pets, mounts, and custom gear.
    • ⚔️ Mob Arenas & Dungeons: Challenge yourself with tough mobs and rewarding loot.
    • 🛠️ Crafting Stations & Vendors: Create powerful gear and unique equipment.
    • 📜 Interactive Board & Tutorials: Helpful resources to understand the server.

    Join us on MurkCraft for a chill, immersive Minecraft experience designed for adult players.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server adult-only? Yes, MurkCraft is a private server for adult players.
    Are there opportunities to become staff? Yes, we are looking for staff and creative minds to join our team.
    How can I earn currency on the server? You can earn currency through jobs, quests, and other in-game activities.
    Can I bring my own pets and mounts? Yes, you can collect pets and mounts to accompany you on your adventures.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Alien Abductions: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 455

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server

    Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a virtual world that’s even more exciting than Malaysia! Why settle for the real deal when you can join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers in the jungle, building your own towering skyscrapers, and battling dragons in the Nether?

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a Malaysian rainforest – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret passages just waiting to be discovered. And forget about dealing with pesky mosquitoes and humidity – here, the only thing you’ll be sweating over is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

    So why waste your time exploring the real Malaysia when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of building a giant statue of a durian fruit, you’ll never look back!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Emeralds Found: 4518
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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