Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Star Shards Collected:	208
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mines Excavated:	4056

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WaterMelon Mc

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	37809
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crops Grown:	2681
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Solis MC

Custom Items, Minecraft, OneBlock, pay to win, Server, Solis MC

Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5521	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	219	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	194	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragons Tamed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2348	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!