Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6977 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Zombie Dances: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39
    Potions Brewed: 106 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ores Mined: 914 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version Minecraft 1.21 | Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 506 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • TripWithoutBae

    TripWithoutBae
    Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

    Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

    So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ParanoidSteveMC SMP

    ParanoidSteveMC SMP
    Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1182 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TeenageTNTPranks

    TeenageTNTPranks
    Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RejectHubCraft

    RejectHubCraft
    so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

    join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

    plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

    so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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