Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3252

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6649
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ores Mined:	8952

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Towns Built:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	75	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8672	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.