Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Star Shards Collected:	55
Potions Brewed:	144	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Potions Brewed:	83

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	7464	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	857139	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchantments Applied:	191	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	873

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	931899	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5200
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Villages Defended:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3326	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!