Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3234	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchantments Applied:	191
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	681	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	7882
New Chunks Explored:	886482	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2682
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	2942
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	203559

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	8665
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchantments Applied:	188	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.