Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magic Items Found:	8209
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Humblex: Phoenix Edition Thank You and Set Foot On A Truly Remarkable Journey With Us.IP: mc.humblex.netHumblex is a Sci-Fi Story Based Survival Multiplayer Server with a hybrid survival-faction system and includes infinite events/minigames for players to enjoy.What Humblex Offers: – Story-based Multiplayer Server (Sci-Fi) – A brand new experience on survival multiplayer experience. – Survival and Faction (Hybrid System) into one GameMode. – Interval ( Events | Minigames ) – Graphical Changes to Vanilla Minecraft – Cracked & Premium Support – Multiplatform (Coming Soon)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Emeralds Found:	3418
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	4341	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Farms Harvested:	584	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	169	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2600	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2942

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.