Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	8569
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Magic Items Found:	6348	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	2254	Dragon Eggs Found:	9752
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	251
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Villages Defended:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.