Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Items Found:	2968
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Communitiy SMP server If you would like to join our community, please apply on our Discord >>> https://discord.gg/wazNpYthVD <<

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Aesir RPG Minecraft IP:play.aesirmc.com 1.18.2 Turkey’s best Faction RPG server Survival&Faction together + Track + Clan Wars, +220 Special Items RPG Inventory Warehouse System MMO Itemler Mana and Skill System 3D modeled Bosses and Creatures Pets and features according to Pets Open World Story Server

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9004	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5353

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Fire Crusades Discover the World & Feel the Magic! ===================================== DEDICATED SERVER ONLINE 24/7: Enjoy FC with quality-of-life plugins to improve your Minecraft adventures.We Support both Java and Bedrock players. Join our Discord https://discord.gg/khk9TEU Check out Our Website for Info and Rules https://firecrusades.com/ Join us on Fire Crusades Java Players! Java Version Server IP: play.firecrusades.com Bedrock Server Address: play.firecrusades.com Port: 25565

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

JonGames Minecraft 1.14.4 Server (1.9 – 1.18 clients supported) Peaceful Guilds with land claiming and Economy game-play in Survival mode (This is a Java server (IP: jongames.com) with Bedrock client support (IP: bedrock.jongames.com)) NEW Custom End dimension was released March 2022!!! Try the new mobs, items, biomes, and mechanics today! We Love Builds & Art: check the website for 3D photos and 3D models of some of the builds people have made on the server! You and your builds may be featured there too in the future! Absolutely Free – No donations & no VIP This server is an effort of passion and a hobby project. I have the resources to run it for years, so please stop by and take a look. Enjoy simple casual game-play with tight knit community that is totally free. Events are held frequently about once a week! You can also enjoy spending your free time with our minigames, we have SkyWars, spleef, parkours, a maze, a mob arena, a casino, elytra race, lighter arena, murder mystery, and we will most likely keep on adding more to the list! No Griefing. /howto 1 /howto 2 /howto 3 … /howto 7 to learn how to play denMS

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	5506	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

mc.lolSurvival 1.20.4 with SlimeFun Parkour & BedWarsSurvival 1.16.5 multiple types of Survival with plugins and vanilla. Minigames, Among US, BedWars, SkyWars. Parkour PVP Games, Practice, UHC RUN, EggWars, Factions and many many more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

This server is an exceptionally built, custom gamemode, that is constantly updating and expanding to meet the player’s wants and needs. The staff team are always listening to the community to help create a better society for the server.PrismForge is the #1 RPG Factions server with a custom coded PVP and another PVE MMORPG Gamemode. All of our gamemodes are completely custom coded by our development team. We offer an actual unique experience unlike many other servers.Factions: – RPG Factions – Giant well made warzone – 190+ Custom Items, 150+ Custom Enchantments – Ranked PvP Fights – Bosses, Envoys, KotH, FFA & more events

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1036	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

NEW STAFF NEEDEDA brand new feature packed server with a player run economy and a ton of exciting features! We have Jobs, Quests, Crates & MORE!We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features and commands with each rank and making yourself more powerful!Our features include: Jobs, Economy, Survival, PvE, PVP, Friendly Community, Active Staff, Voting Rewards (Crates)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.