Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SleepyCraft has a lot of different things to offer. Our primary focus is a player-ran-community of SMP 1.20.2 with many fantastic custom features. We thrive to culture a community filled with creative, friendly and fun players. Our Community has many players willing to help start your adventure!Premium Upgrades to the Vanilla Experience: – Active Community & Staff – Powerful Anticheat, Claims, and Chat Protections – Crates, Parties, Events – Daily Quests – McMMO Skills & Levels – Rankings – Player Auctions – Custom Equipment, Cosmetics, Ores, Gear & MUCH MORE!Play now — play. sleepycraft.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Potions Brewed:	152
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2435	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Animals Bred:	91	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Crops Grown:	6178

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	7755	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AlmightyMC

Survival

We’re a custom built survival server, with unique features, quality staff and plugins, and the best community you could wish for! AlmightyMC is a CUSTOM SURVIVAL WITH BOTH LAND CLAIMING AND LAND RAIDING! Minecraft Server and SMP that allows Bedrock & Java | Extremely Active Community for a Minecraft Hardcore SMP Server Griefing, Stealing, and Killing are all allowed and the goal of the server is to Earn Money and grind the /leaderboards to Become #1 on the Hardcore Minecraft SMPs Servers.This Minecraft Server and SMP has Hardcore, Survival, Anarchy, Vanilla, One Life, Factions, OneTrySMP, Lifestealsmp and many more Hardcore SMP Related Minecraft Servers. The AlmightyMC Hardcore Server community likes to play the gamemodes that we include like Hardcore Survival and Anarchy gamemodes.Other Names for the server might include Almighty MC, AlmightySMP, Hardcore SMP, Almighty SMP Hardcore, AlmightySMP Hardcore, Hardcore Server, Smaklul Server. You might be attempting to find this server if you are looking for Minecraft Hardcore Servers. It’s a Java and Bedrock Hardcore Server / SMP that anyone can join. The IP Is mc.almighty.proJAVA IP: mc.almighty.pro BEDROCK IP: mc.almighty.pro (Port: 19132)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Star Shards Collected:	172	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	888	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.