Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Enchantments Applied:	60
Void Gems Collected:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HOMIE SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

[1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Melvinnoob SMP

Survival

Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8838
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MUGEN

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

welcome to mugen!!on this server we provide minigames like skyblock!! You definitely won’t get bored because it has very unique features is sf JAVA│◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ VERSION : 1.8.7 – 1.20.1 BEDROCK │◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ PORT :3037 │◆ VERSION : 1.16 – 1.20+

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Void Gems Collected:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Skull Network

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

SKULL NETWORKx Custom Enchantments x Land Claim x Marketplace x Player Skills, Warps, Shops, trades, jobs, Quests x 24/7 Active Players x Custom Ranks x Custom Crates x Hiring Staffs x Daily Rewards x More Coming Soon

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MC Flow

Cross-Play, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Explore our survival world with PvP 1.8 and unique features. Enjoy VIPs, epic events, mystery boxes, rewarded votes, and a vibrant community. Updated World: World generated in version 1.20.2, more world with different resources. Server with PvP 1.8. Exclusive VIPs: Special benefits, exclusive commands and events for VIPs. Mystery Boxes: Discover exclusive items and surprises when you open boxes with keys. Rewarded Votes: Contribute by voting daily and receive exclusive rewards. Epic Events: Exciting challenges and memorable celebrations. Battle Pass, Incredible Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, Duels, Museum of unique items and much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8166
Farms Harvested:	638	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

fate x network

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a world of RPG bosses, mythical PvP battles, and the creative challenge of Skyblock. Engage in epic quests against powerful bosses, test your skills in intense PvP showdowns, and build your own floating paradise in the sky.But that’s not all – our server is packed with amusing features, easter eggs, and unique events that will keep you entertained. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, join our vibrant community for laughter, camaraderie, and endless fun. Explore the magic of RPG, mythical PvP, Skyblock, and more, making our server a truly exceptional Minecraft experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SkyHub

PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to SkyHub, the ultimate SkyBlock experience! Immerse yourself in a sky-high adventure where you start with nothing but a floating island and your wits. Build and expand your island, conquer challenges, and unlock new dimensions of creativity. With custom features, challenging quests, and a vibrant community, SkyHub promises an unparalleled SkyBlock journey. Join us and elevate your gameplay to new heights!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ZombiEra Official

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to ZombiEra Minecraft server!Dear Minecraft enthusiasts, experience a unique zombie apocalypse on ZombiEra Official! Our custom plugin transforms the vanilla Minecraft world for an unparalleled gaming experience.Open Beta Now Live! Join, explore, and report bugs. Your feedback refines the game for you.Your Ideas Shape Us. Be part of our community-driven server! Share suggestions, shaping the future of ZombiEra Official.Server Details: Version 1.18.x to 1.20.x, Platform: Java EditionEmbark on the ZombiEra journey today! Join us in creating an epic Minecraft apocalypse. Sincerely, ZombiEra Official Team

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	5543	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SpillZone

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Join PokeSMP for an exciting blend of Minecraft and Pokémon. Capture and battle Cobblemon in this unique server, offering a dynamic fusion of two iconic gaming worlds. Engage in strategic gameplay and explore the captivating synergy on PokeSMP, where Minecraft and Pokémon enthusiasts come together for an immersive and enjoyable experience.Server Wiki: https://wiki.pokesmp.netNote: The server is a modded server that requires Cobblemon and Forge installed in order to play. Players can easily install and play through our Modpacks @ CurseForge & Modrinth

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Void Gems Collected:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Emeralds Found:	397	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5012

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!