Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	454891
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The #1 Lifesteal & PVP network for everyone! Join our LifestealSMP and other gamemodes today! 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒 – No LAGG – 24/7 online – Low ping & good gameplay – Friendly staff – FREE ranks – SMP & PVP gamemodes – BOXPVP – Events & much much more, join the best minecraft server today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Endless Night Skies:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2333
Enchantments Applied:	102	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8080
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Mines Excavated:	1861	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Towns Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8678	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Season X Minecraft Server – Master Realm 1.20.1! RPG World Daily Quests & Adventures Blood Moons Brewery Coin Economy Citizens Anti-Combat-Log Towny EliteMobs & Boss Events Unique World Gen Graves with Loss GSit/Lay/Crawl 18+ Marry Commands Join our thriving community for endless fun and adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Towns Built:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mines Excavated:	4438
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.