Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crops Grown:	7086	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

We offer you a high-quality Minecraft server dedicated to the GEN interface. Create your own island, make generators and expand your territory!On our server you will find many things such as:> Unique builds > Custom plugins > Custom mines > Farming & Fishing systemIn the future we are planning make our Network much bigger. Join right now and try something new with ChainMC!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	1501	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Items Found:	5294
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6060
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchantments Applied:	187	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Update: Hardware upgrades! Better performance :)Welcome to Minecraft Country, the Ultimate Co-Op Minecraft Server! If you’re seeking a truly immersive and collaborative Minecraft experience, look no further. Our server is a haven for those who appreciate the beauty of vanilla gameplay, but enjoy tools and mechanics to make default gameplay more convenient. Dive into a PvE-only world where players can come together to craft their own unique realm.At Minecraft Country, we uphold strict server rules to ensure a level playing field. Cheating in any form, be it through mods, hacks, or third-party software, is strictly forbidden. We foster a friendly and respectful community. To stake your claim in this virtual world, simply place a chest and follow our straightforward land-claiming instructions. Our commitment to constant improvement means that we’re always listening to our players’ feedback, with new features and mechanics added regularly.We’ve also introduced innovative changes & additions – like convenient death chests upon dying, player claims, and changes to hunger mechanics to enhance your gameplay. Additionally, at Minecraft Country, we believe in enhancing your exploration experience. Our dynamic live map, easily accessible via links on our server website or in-game with the /map chat command, provides a captivating top-down view of the world. This invaluable tool not only helps you navigate and locate points of interest but also enables you to connect with fellow players, spot mobs, and identify land claims. It’s a game-changer for those seeking to embark on epic adventures and collaborate effectively in our vibrant virtual world.Currently, we support Java Edition exclusively, so fire up your Java client, add our server IP address, and join us in crafting the ultimate cooperative adventure. Discover the joy of pure Minecraft camaraderie at Minecraft Country, where “vanilla” is anything but ordinary.You can find lots more information at our website. You can also find many of our links and commands in a convenient in-game GUI by using the /menu or /m command in chat.Join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6690
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8412
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!