Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Vanilla Kaiser Craft

PvP, Vanilla

Just a vanilla server, we only have plugins to Make it look not ugly lol

Yes we are looking for staff

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Jail DeadCraft

A jail server is about surviving in a jail. In the prison of ”DeadPlayers”

You are a grade C inmate, your duty is to get out of this huge and dangerous prison and be free, to do this you must collect objects, kill other prisoners, get money, and move on to other higher modules.

Obtain items from mines, logging or fishing in prison lakes Don’t trust any other prisoner Kill other users to get items and money Ascend through modules until you reach module A Buy your ticket out of jail And finally “be free”

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Skyblock Islands

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

The Official SkyWars Server! SkyWars also known as ‘Skyblock Warriors’ is where Skyblock meets PvP. SkyWars.com is the largest standalone 1.8 skywars server with the capability of holding up to 600 players with little server latency.

SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net

– Updated to 1.8 – No whitelist, play as soon as you join! – Custom SkyWars plugin. – Over 500,000 unique players joined. – Multiple maps, random each game, new ones always being added. – Custom items that enhance gameplay. – Never wait for others to join, 100+ players always online. – Skybuck(s) currency system, buy items in-game from killing players or by winning games.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LegacyPVP

Welcome to legacypvp, the #1 minecraft pvp server. We are a new server but we have grown substantially in the last few months. We have a massive player base and grow more each day. This server revolves around pvp but there are many mini games to keep you excited about us. Join now and start your legacy.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ores Mined:	1502

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dan Power

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Raiding

DanPowerMC is the best Minecraft server out there. 80% custom plugins! We have KitPvP, Factions, UHC, and a custom Farming server! What are you waiting for? Join now!

IP: play.danpower.info

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MCBuffalo

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Starting out as a small survival server in 2012 for a couple of friends, MCBuffalo is now one of the highest quality Minecraft Server Networks with over 3500 players, featuring game modes such as Factions, SkyBlock, Survival, Creative, Parkour and even a Games server with games such as TNT Run, Spleef, Hunger Games, and many more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

w00tCRAFT

w00tCRAFT is a survival PVP server. Modding, griefing and being disrespectful are NOT ALLOWED! We have lots of fun events and a great community!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ZoneCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

We host fun and unique modalities! ¡Combate sin cooldown 1.7 – 1.17! Ranges and more: https://tienda.zonecraft.es Discord: https://discord.zonecraft.es

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1270	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TDE – Minecraft Server Network

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

TDE is a 4 year old server that has been repeatedly updated and improved. We are currently running version 1.8.7 Spigot

We run our own property management add-on called TDERegions. We have several maps where you can let off steam.

– Flat World (City) – normal world (free build) – Farm world (regenerates every 4 weeks) – Nether

Plugins (27): Minequery, WorldEdit, NoCheatPlus, MagicMouse, Ugames, VirtualShop, Buycraft, Vault, PermissionsEx, Multiverse-Core, TDERegionDynmap, HelperBot, WorldGuard, dynmap, TDERegion, TimingsParser, HawkEye, pvparena, MegaCreeps, ChestShop, Essentials, TDEAddons, EssentialsSpawn, Multiverse-Inventories, Multiverse-SignPortals, VirtualChest, EssentialsChat

So if you enjoy Minecraft, you’ve come to the right place

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewar

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20.4] Minewar is an amazing Freebuild & Survivial Minecraft Server! While being new we try to provide you the best experience in designing the ultimate servers for our players, you can enjoy • SURVIVAL • FREEBUILD• ECONOMY• CUSTOM ITEMS & ENCHANTMENTS and MUCH more with our amazing growing community of the best players!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Empire Legacy

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

Empire has infinite McMMO Skills, Alcohol Brewing, Rentable Properties, Advanced Banking & Economy, PvP Zone, Religions, Movecraft Ships, Amazing Events, and so much more!

Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Avea

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The CityPrison Network

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Vertex

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8411

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Insane Crafters

Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.