Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Soho-Craft

85.236.101.238:26465 Griefing/raiding is allowed Tnt is on Fire spread is on Lava is on Water is on Join now for a unqie hardcore gaming experience like no other!

Factions Anticheat logblock Permissions Group manager and much more

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LeafkingsServer

Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, crafted on Fabric and running the latest 1.20.4 version, focusing on an enhanced survival mode experience. Our community is intimate, welcoming players to join our adventures. Ready to join? Simply download the client and embark on your Minecraft journey with us. We’re excited to see the mark you’ll leave in our world!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SapphireLabs

Survival, Vanilla

A regular vanilla survival server on dedicated hardware with 24/7/365 uptime. Mobile, console, PC, whatever.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Seventh Sanctum PvP

Seventh Sanctum PvP, Raiding, and Greifing originally Sponge Craft) -PvP – GRIEFING -RAIDING -FACTIONS -STORE come join now while all the slots are open! NEW shop NEW spawn Dedicated! Drop Party’s every Friday! 2 PvP Arenas! Free cookie Monday! (Forum up soon for donation and news) Owner: crowsplat18 Co-Owner: jakegphelps Head-Admin: KatdudeT02

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Kingdoms United Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Here at TheKingdomsUnited you will find a great all round experience. We cater for all ages and provide a stable community, in which we have many aspects to what you can do. We are capable of holding up to 500 players at any one time with little to no lag. We try to ensure that all of our players are happy, and content. Any issues or just need a helping hand no problem our active staff team are always on hand to help and assist you in whatever way they can

Here is a list of all of our Network Features.

– Server is 1.8 (Latest Minecraft Version) – Fun minigames! – Factions Server! – Prison Server! – Creative Server! – Survival Server!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ChronosPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

This server entails huge raids and pvp battles at times reaching 50v50 nation pvp battles with a large nethpot community. THis is simply the best raiding pvp server available.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SkyrimCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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The Skyrim Minecraft Server.

Features spells, shouts, and a entirely custom Skyrim map.

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Items Found:	5688	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Elysium Network

Anarchy, OneBlock, Vanilla

Elysium Network is a server for the Russian-speaking audience and the Minecraft game, and it is also a server on which you can choose 3 modes, but the one you want to play is anarchy, Vanilla+ and OneBlock.

Here you can: 1.Find friends 2.Make your own city 3. Create your own tree 4. Declaring war on other villages 5. Assemble a team

Come visit us and Survive!

You can see information about the server on our discord channel:

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1636	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pearlmc

PvE, Survival

Pearlmc is a graylist, anticheat, survival server that offers balance between fun and challenging play. It has four worlds: Lokai, Dasmir, Essalo, and Ateph. Lokai offers a “normal” overworld experience with a spawn town and land protections. Dasmir offers a self-paced nether experience, also with land protection available. Essalo provides an endworld experience with increased difficulty and enforced PvP. Ateph is a custom-generated novelty world that offers a sub-hardcore atmosphere.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Draco MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is 24/7 online server where you guys can cross-play between Minecraft Java and pocket edition . This is Deadliest server and here many players play

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	4889
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

St0rm.net MC Server

Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Farms Harvested:	354
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TheSwamp

Anarchy

A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CharlieCraft

Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Menzatyx

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

No Whitelist / MCMMO / Clans / Roleplay Ranks / Magic / Towny / Welcoming community! / Helpful staff & players / Stargates / PvP / Magic / SCS Shops / Economy

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).