Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9151

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	847	Holy Grails Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Enchantments Applied:	61

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PotensGamingMC

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TestingTea

Survival

Welcome to TestingTea! This server is a server with it’s own unique twist, at a random time, the server may change gamemode, change version, change plugins, or anything can happen, big or small. It’s a very random server, and here at TestingTea the staff wish that the randomness brings you happiness!

Discord: Discord.gg/msENv5W

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.