Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Clash of Magic

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

What can you expect joining this new world of Clash of Magic?

Free!!! I am dedicated in making this server 100% free to all users. All premium plugins I buy for the server are accessible to all. The only ranks in the game are the ones to find while adventuring. All players have the ability to get all the features in game with no purchase necessary.

Magic! Spells can be found throughout the map, hidden in dungeons or a tower that is guarded by a boss. Good luck finding the spells, only the true adventurer will reap the reward of exploration.

Player Housing! These homes can be bought, customized, redesigned and they are block protected to the owner. Best part is that when you sell your house it pops back to its original shape for a new player to buy.

Bosses! Fight unique bosses that are guarding a dungeon with magic spells hidden within. Bosses may drop unique gear that help you progress throughout the map.

There is so much more!!! MCMMO, Art, Pets, Color Chat, Trails, Vampire, Werewolf, Gamebox Games, Horses, Emotes, Guilds, Dungeons, Quests, Powered Elytra, Rent-able Mines, and tons of places to explore!!! Again, all features are available to all players!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ender PvP

Hello!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DarkCrest Bending Server

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DarkCrest Bending Server

IP: darkcrest.cf.gs Version: Spigot 1.12 Website: darkcrestmc.enjin.com

DarkCrest is a long-time running bending server centered around our community. We want our players to feel involved and welcomed on our server. As a result, they take much action in decisions regarding the server. We are the first public bending server to have opened dating back to when orion304 began developing Minecraft: The Last Airbender. Our server is now themed on ProjectKorra and has always committed itself towards a bending survival world of Minecraft. On our server, players are free to roam around, build a town with friends, test their bending abilities against one another, and more. Come join now for a great time on DarkCrest Bending Server!

With the latest server update as of February 25, 2017, we have a fresh new world and new rules. In this new server, bending revolves around a faction world where griefing and raiding are allowed!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DrewperCraft

This is a fun RPG server. We have loyal staff and players. Staff will respect all players, and we expect the same treatment back. We have the boria map and players are allowed to build were ever they want. Grief is allowed in the wild. Please have fun and enjoy the server 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GAQ_SERVER

GAQ team here! We’d love to get some people on our server. TEAMSPEAK HOSTING. This server is a SURVIVAL server. We offer factions, economy, and mini-games. We aim to have multiplayer gameplay that involves vanilla and the competative side of minecraft. FIGHT FOR LAND, CREATE SOMETHING NEW, MEET NEW PEOPLE, FRIEND OR FOE. but mainly have fun 🙂 ~GAQ Team

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftBest

Polish server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GlowstonePVP.com

Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

GlowstonePvP is a PvP server hosted in Europe, with 99% uptime. The server is running well for about 2 years now! The server is based on massive PvP to experience the best gameplay, but we also have other extended gamemodes.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MiniTrixter

Awesome teams! join now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Nova

Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

The Nova is a fun minigame server that offers a good experience for every type of player. Whether you like PvP, parkour or just hanging out with friends: we’ll make you comfortable. Owned by the YouTubers GameplayerHD and ExplodingTNT, there’s always something fun going on.

We have a wide variety of minigames to offer, including: HUNGER GAMES ?: Buy fun kits and fight to death in amazing arenas. Exciting battles are easy to find, but danger is everywhere. Will you be the victor? – – – – PARKOUR ?: Play custom made parkour maps and unlock new packs of maps. The more you play, the more fun! Compete with others and jump sky high in our custom Parkour minigame. – – – – SKY WARS ?: Survive on your SkyBlock island, without forgetting that there are others nearby ready to hunt you down. It’s a race against the clock: who gets the win? Buy kits assist you and become worthy of your skyblock island!

On every minigame, you can earn coins. We have a global economy, meaning you can spend these coins on any minigame you’d like! You can win coins on Parkour and spend them in Hunger Games. It’s all up to you!

And we’ve just started. We’re constantly adding new things and new gamemodes and features are being coded behind the scenes as we speak. Join regularly to check what’s new!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ChaoticPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

ChaoticPrison Minecraft Server was founded in 2013 when the Prison gamemode was at its peak. With over 1,000,000 joins over the last 10 year, we are proud of the success we achieved all based around this community game. Now today, in 2022, we offer tons of features, while maintaining the heart of chaotic’s gameplay our players know and love.

Join our Community today! IP: chaoticprison.org

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Acid Mines

Creative, Survival

The Acid Mines server was founded in February 2011. Hosted in Sydney, Australia.

24/7 Survival server.

http://youtu.be/ku1TPt8HDko https://youtu.be/o1OgLJUseZA

Skills and levelling system. Create your own protections. Trading Cards! Custom SkyBlock

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Los Juegos del Hambre Oficiales (ESP)

The Hunger Games

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	303

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Waffles Gaming

Welcome everyone, Today is the day we open up our Pixelmon server that was under development thanks to the developers and all the hard working staff who put effort on making this possible, so today come and enjoy the Pixelmon Launch Please join our TS3 Server at WG.TS3DNS.COM. Remember, if you have any question or concern, visit us on teamspeak 3 as well as if you want instructions on how to install/Play. Enjoy your day!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PilzBros

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Middlemonsters MoonQuest

This is a friendly but still competitive race to Space using the same modpack as the Yogscast.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.