Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	366313
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Emerald Gaming

This is just a temporary post it will be updated and refined later

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MCAmusement With Disney World

Roleplay

This server we are building theme parks in minecraft. So far we have done Magic Kingdom Disney World!

Everything is 1:1 scale with real life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FTB LiteCraft FTB Lite Server

Welcome to FTB LiteCraft, Here you can play Feed the Beast Lite with your friends. We offer you: – land plots – Farm – Plenty of slots – 16 GB Ram – No Laggs – Rang System – Quick Shops – Homepage Rank Shop – Have fun IP: FTB-LiteCraft.de (37.157.251.55)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crops Grown:	8472
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Club Obsidian

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Club Obsidian PRISON 0.1.0 – HIGHSCORE PAYOUTS – Free Private Mines – AFK Sell – 60+ Custom Enchants – 500+ Quests – 1,000 Upgradables – So much more

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

mc.RATIO.lv

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

Hello everyone

The ratio.lv minecraft server is back online! We have opened a factions server to start off, and we are planning to expand into a bigger network 🙂 Currently the factions server is open, and anyone is welcome to start playing since the essential layout is there. We are using minecraft version 1.8.8.

Remember to vote in order to get rewards!

Good luck, have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	188	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

difinitycraft

Survival

Hello everyone and Welcome to the DifinityCraft Community we offere a great playing experience for all our players we have -Survival Anti Grief -Pvp Factions Raid -Minigames -Skyblock -Survival Games -Parkour -Spleef And more. Every server is different and all of our dedicated staff members will make your time on DifinityCraft Worth wild. Join now and find out what your missing!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FalconCraft PVP

Hello and Welcome!

This is a new Faction PvP server. We Have many plugins. Open 24/7. Many ranks. Drop Parties every Friday, or even every day if we reach a sertain ammount of votes. Friendly / Good / Mature Profesional Admins! Daily Kits!

Join the server today! We are waiting on you, belive me! 😉

185.16.84.27:25665

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2696	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Viburnum

Survival, Vanilla

Viburnum Pure survival.No goofy spawn.No silly contests. Survive! Teleport / Claim and protect your land and property. Paper server in Survival mode. WorldGuard / WorldEdit / Essentials commands to get your mining going right away. Come check it out if you are into playing the game the way it was designed! Enjoy!!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NightPvp

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

This server has blocks. You can pick up those blocks and move them somewhere else. It’s just like playing Lego, only now with stuff like Factions, mcMMO, MobArena, PvP, Spleef, etc.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CrimsonMC

CrimsonMC gives you a rush every time you play. Whether its on survival or another server. You will never get bored. We have friendly staff who are ready to help you when you are in need. They make you feel comfortable in your situation. Hope you enjoy the server best thoughts, QuinMillWinMill

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Proyecto40

Project40

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EnderCraftMC

A semi-vanilla Survival server that is made for people to play and be an awesome community. No insane donator kits, just people getting together to play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MyCraft PvP

MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

blockcityjail

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.