Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1931	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafted Cubes

Crafted Cubes!

Looking for a fun time to play survival with your family? Or just want a safe place for your kids to play Minecraft without them being exposed to bad language and actions done by older adults? Then join Crafted Cubes! Our server runs 24/7, run by CAM_ABBY11! We have awesome staff, as well as fun things to do! We have a economy system too! Check out our website! craftedcubes.webs.com!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Old Brutal Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

Brutal Network IP: mc.brutal-network.com

Welcome to Brutal Network, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what makes us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Craftfirst

We are a German CRACKED Featurers RPG server with the following:

– classes – Abilities (spells) – mana system – New Life System – New regeneration system – Quests – Title – Admin Shops – bosses – Own items – New enchantment system – Town and Villages – User shops

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hexicraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hexicraft: Survival, No PVP, No griefing Lively, original events Custom plugins (Warps, trading, and more) Lag free 16GB dedicated machine Fun and welcoming atmosphere

What people are saying about Hexicraft: “Minecraft is the stupidest game but I love everyone on Hexicraft so much” – Spidersqueak “It’s so unreal buds, it’s absolutely phenomenal and ground breaking” – Jibbleostrich “Hexicraft is my favourite server, I’ve been on it for around three years. The staff, even members are all very helpful with any questions you have. I can assure you if you put dome time to it, Hexicraft can be one of your favourite servers!” – Dacvid “Hexicraft is a fun friendly community, with easy going staff” – _MrLee

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Animals Bred:	55

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

rCraft.eu | Survival/Creative | EU

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Semi-Vanilla Survival, Creative, Minigames and mature community!

Our community is small, but close-knit and is comprised of an experienced and mature adult staff. Our staff and players create a helpful and friendly gaming environment for all. We strive to create the best gaming experience for our players. If you are looking for a vanilla server with friendly, experienced players, then rCraft is for you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PowderCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

PowderCraft 1.7.2

– Factions – Raiding – Silk Spawners – Vote for a maximum of 30 diamonds, 30 TNT and 120 Exp Bottles each day! – Griefing/stealing allowed – MCMMO – PvP – Ranks – Economy – Free [Member] rank and the ability to set 2 homes for anyone who introduces themselves on the forums Official server webpage http://powder-craft.enjin.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

123pvp.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1405	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EnderCraft Survival/Raiding 24/7

Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Owned by _Red_Max_ EnderCraftMC is a semi-vanilla server where you go hide your base and come out to find others to raid them in the fast world. Through trading, raiding, and mining you come to get large amounts of emeralds (AKA Emmy or $Em’s) which is the money on EnderCraft. Spend your money on an ungriefable plot to store your things safely or a PlayerShop where you can manipulate your Villagers trades to sell your own items – totally scam proof! Also get in on the constant server events for chance to win great prizes! Site: http://e-craftmc.enjin.com/home

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Emeralds Found:	943	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Kubcraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Eden Universe

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

-=Eden Universe=-Eden Universe is a minigamesand factions server, we allow people to go to Survival, Factions, Skyblock, Cops & Robbers, Teacher, Skywars, king of the ladder, PRISON, and Hunger Games You won’t get bored on this server we promise that :). -=How can I join?=- Server Ip: Play.Mrgocanes.com -=Community=- Eden Universe is well known for the nice community we have, people of all ages join and seem to make new friends every day, meet your friends now, and join Eden Universe:)! Hope to see you on our server! We have a TON of plugins and great staff. Please join today! We have a ton of people and great staff that are always on. Join today and check out the great server. We are adding a prison world on the server as a new world and may be adding more minigames. We are also recruiting staff so apply now! -=Contact=- site: www.mrgocanes.com skype: Mrgocanes

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	128

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BouCraft

BouCraft Server is a PvP and Survival server, we want it to be as similar to a single player survival but in multiplayer, no minigames, parkours, etc. In BouCraft you will find a server in which you must make your home by collecting resources, and at the same time pvpe with users.

At the same time we have certain pvp arenas in which you can get PvP Points to be able to exchange them for Protection IV armor. We have currently been online 24/7 for 1 and a half years.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Zambies (Zombies Survival PUBG)

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Zambies is a Minecraft zombie server that introduces an exhilarating game-mode where players either cooperatively or single-handedly fight through waves of zombies and other monsters wielding an arsenal of distinctive weapons and equipment.

You start off at Level 1 with nothing more than a Recurve Bow. As your level increases, you will unlock new weapons, equipment, perks and upgrades to aid you on the battlefield!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Social Craft

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! This server is meant for the players. Instead of your usual hub server, this server has mini games, and tons of cool features. You can meet other players, and have fun playing mini games. We also have plots, so you can build a house while you socialize. This server is dedicated to players having fun, while socializing, and you won’t find anything like this server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PvPCorporation

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Here at the PvPCorporation, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. A strong point at PvPCorporation is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice. Crafted and balanced to perfection!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5108	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

darkage

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.