Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FateCraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Abbeycraft The Official Redwall Server

Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the first and only official Redwall server. Come and join other Redwall fans and explore the world created by Brian Jacques. Visit places such as the Abbey, St. Ninian’s, and Gingivere’s Farm. Many popular locations have been built, with more to come.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blackhand

Der Blackhand Server (Cracked)

On this server you will experience more than Minecraft!

Our team offers you any help and is always at your side.

Become a part of our community and experience something

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Skyblock Realms

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Connect with the IP: SBrealms.com

Skyblock Realms Features: – Custom plugins. – Enhanced economic system. – Advanced island protection. – Custom islands. – Numerous parkour courses. – We offer several server realms (i.e.: Ice, Fire). – And of course, completely lag free.

At Skyblock Realms, our goal is to provide you with free, non-stop entertainment of the highest quality while ensuring uninterrupted game play. Enjoy your time at Skyblock Realms!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TekVille

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Welcome to TekVille! Original Minecraft Feel. PVP in Arena only. Protection Stones. Plenty of Uninhabited Land!

Come build a homestead on a mostly empty new world! Also jobs available.

We now have the Horses Plugin!

We also have four PVP arenas and a Mob Arena! Not to mention creative build contests on the weekends. Lots of fun activities!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Wynncraft

PvE, PvP

Wynncraft is a unique Minecraft MMORPG experience. Adventure into deep and epic quests, level up to unlock new powerful spells, and find rare gear to help you in your travels! No mods required!

You cannot build in it, but you can explore the world freely.

We feature quests, dungeons, a massive exciting world, unique weapons, bosses, an interactive spell system, a skill system, levels, trading, horse training, town invasions, and much much more.

Our inviting community would love to have you.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Xeal Gaming

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT US Xeal Gaming provides you a world-class gaming experience regardless of your age and nationality. You will get to meet players from various continents, and build great friendships through Xeal’s forums and Teamspeak. You will be empowered to play Minecraft in every imaginable way; farming in your own colossal skyscrapers, PVP in carefully built arenas, mining deep within the earth, building your most epic architectural creation, and more. Your creations and properties are protected from other players’ destruction with our Faction Plugin and the enforcement of our staff team. Even if property has been destroyed, staff can rollback such actions, and every player will be more than willing to lend you a hand in helping you recover.

Survival World – Also known as the main world of the server, this world is in Survival (SMP) mode and is the world that the server revolves around. There are many MMO aspects to this world including factions, economy, shops, jobs and so much more!

Games World – This world is filled with excitement! Play a game Parkour, PvP, or even TNTRun! There are various difficulties and themes to the parkour arenas! The arenas are fully functional and can range from “babysteps” to “damnhard!”. The games world will never cease to fulfill your amusement!

Plots World – Creative mode is given on this world, you can unleash your creativity here and build as you so desire, starting with 2 extremely large plots of size 80×80 is given to each player! More plots are allocated to people of higher rank or people whom have donated to the server.

SkyBlock World – Live on an island, invite your friends to help you on your journey to become the top island on the server, get resources by building farms and completing challenges!

Survival Games – Fight to the death against other players in order to gain the winning position! There are chests filled with loot waiting for adventurers like you to open them and discover the weapons and armour inside of them!

SERVER HARDWARE Powerful Dedicated i7-4770K at 4.2 GHz – Lagless TPS! (19.8-20) -Dedicated Memory! (12GB) – High Average Players! (25-60) -24/7 Uptime! (Never down) – Hosted in SG (with low ping!) – KeepInventory = TRUE – Active staff and admins

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

block city jail

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Void Armor Forged:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Broncin

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Towny

Broncin Network is a unique and engaging network of servers. If you choose to play with us, you will enjoy a wide variety of unique and exciting gamemodes new to Minecraft. We offer something for everyone, so we are sure you’ll have a great time on our network! Hope to see you online soon! 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sarcacraft

**Features: Freebuild – Normal terrain, survival mode building Pro Flat World – Infinite flat world for skilled rank and above Emporium – The best builds are kept here **Survival Worlds: Survival – Normal factions-based survival Insanity – Ghost zombies, flying witches **Minigame Worlds: Parkour – Jumping puzzles. Levels added once in a while Spleef – Classic digging battles Escape – A small game based on teamwork MobArena – Fight mobs Survival Games – The usual Hunger Games based PVP Slime PVP – PVP by throwing slimes at others Duck Hunt – Shoot chicken down as they fall

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	413163	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MinecraftPolska.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JezzCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to JezzCraft! We’re a fantastic Towny survival server with lively staff. When you first join, you will be greeted with an interactive spawn and a useful starter kit from which you can plonk the first blocks of your new town. You can earn money (you start with $1000) in our extensive economy by selling blocks or using our Jobs plugin which you can then spend at our extensive shop. You can also make ChestShops of your own which allow them to sell items to other players. We also have McMMO which adds a quality RPG-style experience and a creative world for those who want to show off their building skills. We are proud to host a mob arena as well as a PVP arena for those who wish to challenge their friends to a battle. We hope you and your friends decide to log onto this splendid server. Have a nice day.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KaizerCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Private Mine-craft Server, Online: 24/7 Location: Singapore Slot: 100

IP: kaizercraft.no-ip.org Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/kaizercraft/ Skype: kaizercraft Donation paypal: [email protected]

Any inquire can contact me as below. Join us now u will get good item in your chest when u join. Do not ask for rank. Will not be entertain. Do not cheat. Do not hack.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	902

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HuyCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison

Servers Include: >>> MC.HUYCRAFT.NET <<< – Minigames – Factions RPG – Dwarves Vs Zombies – Prison – Towny – SkyBlock – Skywars (With Guns AND OP) – GunZ

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GGFactions

PvP

PVP/Raiding Server! Join Today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.