Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BeastsMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Hub: play.beastsmc.com Site: http://beastsmc.com

BeastsMC is a well-established server network that has been running for over half a decade. We pride ourselves on our friendly community, awesome economy, fantastic activities and more. Come check us out!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Imagination Empire

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Hello! Welcome To Imagination Empire! We Are a survival, pvp, towny, economy server. we have jobs. We recommend using this texture/resource pack: http://www.planetminecraft.com/texture_pack/hdrealms/ we also have: Mini-Games (coming soon) Creative world (in creation) quests VIP world and shop Multiple Donor Ranks We Just started out so suggestions and feedback are welcome! please visit our website and register at; http://imaginationempire.enjin.com/home we have monthly and weekly prizes. We run on donations. so feel free to help out and keep the server running and lag free! 🙂 More things will be added as time goes on and when we get suggestions! We Hope you enjoy and have fun on our server!

Additional Details Welcome! we are a pvp, towny, economy, mini-games, creative, VIP access, protection, and MORE!!, friendly community! 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mines Excavated:	1805
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Runic Paradise

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Runic Paradise is an adventure of your own making! Relaxing time working on your hut in the woods? We’ve got you covered! Challenging puzzles to keep your mind and imagination sharp? Plenty in store! Looking to grind your way to the top of the leaderboards? Give it your best shot!

– Survival map with plenty of space to build on! – Economy plugins to buy, sell, and run your own store! – Optional survival content plugins, including McMMO and Slimefun! – Skyblock and Creative play-modes! – A rank ladder to climb up and unlock new perks along! – Effective anti-griefing measures! – Lots of custom content and minigames, including Mob Arena and Block Hunt! – Friendly Staff with several years of experience!

Our priorities are fair play and a friendly social environment! Griefing is not tolerated and language filters are in place. Otherwise… everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, there’s plenty of space in Paradise!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	31227
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival is a Minecraft SMP server with many anti-griefing and anti-cheating plugins. Great community, friendly staff!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Potions Brewed:	78
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SheepCraft Network

Creative, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to SheepCraft! We currently only have a creative server, but we’re working on a unique minigame!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Alphacraft

Creative

20 slots, Mega modern City, accepts new builders we also have a creative map where you can build whatever you want, Survival semi-RP.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FreshCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Freshcraft, a friendly building server. Towny, Economy, MCMMO!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	137
Magic Items Found:	4501	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

0cool.org

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to 0cool.org (Est. ‘2010) – We run as close to survival as possible with a couple enhancing plugins for those who want to participate. Other than this we are solely word of mouth, so if you are looking for a server to settle into, 0cool is the place for you! Especially if you are looking for a small server with a steady player base!

Plugins (22): zPermissions, WorldEdit, CoreProtect, Vault, ProtocolLib, Multiverse-Core, Vote, Votifier, LWC, MobArena, mcMMO, WorldGuard, dynmap, Essentials, MobCatcher, PreciousStones, EssentialsSpawn, EssentialsGeoIP, Multiverse-SignPortals, Multiverse-NetherPortals, ChestShop, EssentialsChat

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Oceanic Bending

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Oceanic Bending Is A Bending, Factions / PvP / Bending, RP and Creative 1.8.1 No Lag server. This server, with it’s empathetic, respectful, and civilized staff, it’s amazing builders, and interesting plugins, to keep players entertained daily. dedicated and kind players, and a gorgeous spawn and arena for players to PvP with bending

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FamilyMinecraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft server for all ages! The server is ran by a family of minecraft. We are always looking for new players to join the family! JOIN NOW!!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cubeville

Economy, PvP, Survival

Cubeville is a 24/7 Family Friendly Survival server. Custom Plugins, Active staff, automated economy, PVP-Arenas with loadouts, customized Spleef, and so much more.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftDiggers

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a survival, pvp vanilla server. Please don’t build too close to spawn, thanks! All ages are welcome! Mature players preferred. No modded clients allowed. New and veteran players welcome, please feel free to bring your friends!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Apple Realms

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Apple Realms IP = mc.realms.cc website = http://realms.cc About Us: Apple Realms is a network, focused on one goal. Your happiness! We want you to experience the best you can get. With premium hardware and an extremely dedicated staff team, We believe Apple Realms is the server for you.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WitherStormNetwork

Survival

NEW!! – Survival 2016! – log in now to get started!

The WitherStormNetwork is a trusted community with a great fan base. Simply the best place to call home! Looking for somewhere safe from grief you’ve come to the right place.

For Friendly Down to Earth people that just want to carve out a nice new home on a friendly server. No gimmicks or fancy buy in options for better advantages. no laundry list of rules, no donation boxes just play the game and stay alive! We believe in fair game play, admins will not help if you’re hungry so don’t ask for items. This would create an unfair advantage over new players. Build a farm underground if you have to. Participating in events or finding hidden treasure chests may be your ticket to a prosperous start.

We are not looking to make money and don’t care about large player bases. If you’re looking for OP status, time and dedication to the game is the only way you’ll get it. You don’t have to ask for it, it will be given to you if you stay true to the game.

Anyone looking to get in on a wild adventure from the start look no further. Were open to suggestions and welcome your contribution.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vanilla World

Survival, Vanilla

What is our server about?

Vanilla World is a unique kind of server. What makes it so special is that griefing does not occur yet the experience is 100% vanilla. This is because every player gets teleported to a different part of the map, hundreds of thousands of blocks away from anyone else. This makes griefing incidents very unlikely! We are not technically vanilla but we believe in order for every player to enjoy the same vanilla experience certain plugins are required. This is truly a one of a kind server because we write most the our plugins ourselves.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.