ConstitutionCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the true heroes of history – like that time Steve found a moldy old piece of parchment paper from the 1700s and decided to use it as toilet paper. Legend has it, the spirits of the founding fathers now haunt our pixelated world, seeking vengeance for their defiled document.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find more ancient artifacts to desecrate, all while laughing in the face of patriotism and traditional values. Who needs flags when you can have a creeper as your mascot?

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of insanity and irreverence. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. And remember, in this world, it’s not about standing up or saluting – it’s about digging deep and finding the true meaning of “taking an India.”

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Emeralds Found:	7364

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Potions Brewed:	134
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Towns Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

Abyssal Light, acacia, Alloy Truth, Allure of Lotus, asmr, Banners, cherno, Containment Zone, Enigma, Enya, Events, Exuvia, Fiasco, form, Friends, frosty, Future Unshackled, Gradient of Souls, Hero Games, Kaguya, Kotkin, Leaks.., Mauxir, outfits, Patch 1.6, Pine Aurora, Resources, Seasun, Server, Shadow Ka, showdown, Skyward Blaze, Snowball, Snowbreak, snowg, Street Code, tess, Trailer, Wild Hunt

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3545	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	231	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	6486
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	70

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

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$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

abduction, Christian, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, crime, girl, International, Israel, jerusalem, Kidnapped, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, News, Palestinian, PALS, PIXEL, Religious, SGCJerusalem, social media, Terrorism, twitter, worries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!