Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 2745
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Towns Built: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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