so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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