so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 488 Enchantments Applied: 122
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

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