so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Zombie Dances: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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