so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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