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GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	229
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	7899	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7858	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchantments Applied:	197	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Chimeras Created:	3