so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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