so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Ores Mined: 8985
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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