A Minecraft SMP PvP server with Arena, Custom Ranks and Kits for the best experience. It was made by two players that wanted some fun playing Minecraft mixed with some PVP and Vanilla playstyle.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 618 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.
So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.
So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.
Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 437 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
”’Explore our insane world!”’
Join our Minecraft SMP and explore our insane world filled with floating islands, talking animals, and secret underground lairs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a group of dancing zombies. Will you be brave enough to find it?
”’Join for the epic events!”’
Every week, we host epic events that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races on top of a volcano to PvP battles in a giant maze, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, the winner of each event gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 127 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
LDShadowLady, also known as Lizzie, is a popular British YouTuber known for her gaming content, primarily focusing on Minecraft. With over 6 million subscribers on her channel, LDShadowLady is known for her quirky and entertaining commentary, as well as her unique and creative approach to gaming. She is also a member of the gaming group The Pixel Pact. Off camera, LDShadowLady is an animal lover and frequently showcases her pets on her social media platforms.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
