ColtPVP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMomPayUp Minecraft Server

colors, Commission, CraftyMomPayUp, custom designs, custom orders, design, embroidery, Fabric, family, illustrator, Minecraft, Mother, Niece, opinion, Pastel, Pillow, pro bono, PROFESSIONAL, Server, Sewing, SIL, tailor, Yellow

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	4432	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of dealing with demanding clients who don’t appreciate your expertise? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and opinions!

Imagine a world where you can create custom designs without anyone questioning your choices. Build a decorative pillow in any color you desire, without someone insisting on banana peel yellow (seriously, who even likes that color?).

On our server, we understand the importance of artistic freedom and respect your craft. No more pro-bono projects for ungrateful family members – get paid what you deserve for your hard work!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild without any pesky opinions getting in the way. Plus, we have a special offer for all new members – a free illustration from our professional illustrator fiancé! Don’t miss out on this opportunity to showcase your talents in a supportive and hilarious community.

DadCryCraft

business conflicts, career choices, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, DadCryCraft, Decision making, emotional guilt, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Family issues, family pressure, father-son relationship, forgiveness, INDEPENDENCE, moving on, personal boundaries, personal growth, self-care, sibling rivalry, starting fresh, work relationships

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any siblings getting in your way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream house without any interference from ghosting brothers or contractors who didn’t finish high school. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild and create the ultimate escape from family obligations.

Forget about legal contracts and family guilt trips – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect castle or mining for rare resources. So come join us and leave all that family drama behind – because in this world, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

ConfessCraft SMP: Oopsie!

Accidental, awkward, BIZARRE, ConfessCraft, confession, confession blunder, confession gone wrong, confession mishap, confession slip-up, EMBARRASSING, funny, mistake, odd, Oopsie, peculiar, quirky, secret, smp, Story, strange, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a whole new world of madness and shenanigans. Like one time, I accidentally confessed to being a potato in the chat and everyone was like “lol wut?” But then they all started roleplaying as vegetables and it was the funniest thing ever. And get this, there’s a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy on the server. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas. And if you join, you can become a llama whisperer and make bank selling llama wool. Plus, there’s a rumor that the admin is actually a talking dolphin who only communicates in dolphin noises. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FantasyCraft: Unleashed

FantasyCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	5033	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies, whether they be sexual or nonsexual!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted unicorn, ride dragons into battle against hordes of evil creepers, or even build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a treacherous obstacle course.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, border security, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, Government, harbouring, illegal activities, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican president, mexico, Minecraft, national security, North America, political tensions, Server, U.S, united states

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Mines Excavated:	2777
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4402	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the mexican president accused the u.s of harbouring drug cartels but don’t worry, we have our own drug cartel in the game! you can join the cartel and smuggle virtual drugs across the border while dodging virtual police raids. it’s a wild ride, just like a telenovela but with pixelated blocks! plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the creepers and the feds!

MineCraftyUkraine

50, Agreement, controversy, Document, Government, international relations, MineCraftyUkraine, mineral resources, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, refuses, sign, Transfer, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, united states, US, W&P, Zelensky, УНН

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, liek, u know how ukraine has, liek, a bunch of minerals and stuff? well, this server is, liek, all about that! we got, liek, diamonds and emeralds for days, bro!

but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, he straight up refuses to sign this document giving 50% of all the minerals to the US! what a legend, amirite?

join our server and help zelensky protect the precious minerals from those sneaky americans! fight off mobs, build epic bases, and maybe even become the next president of ukraine in this wild and wacky world!

come join the fun and let’s show those americans who’s boss! #ukrainepride #mineralmadness

Egg House Flex

consequences, crime, Damage, Dangerous, Egg, Egging, flex, Fun, House, illegal, juvenile, Mischief, Neighborhood, prank, Property, punishment, Revenge, Risky, teenagers, trend, Vandalism

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

join our epic minecraft server where egging someone’s house is currently a flex. we have a secret underground society of chickens who run the economy and trade in golden eggs. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who poops out diamonds instead of eggs. our pvp arena is filled with lava pits and explosive sheep that will blow up on contact. and don’t forget about our custom mobs like the zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

Toxic Brake Pad Dust – Minecraft Server

air quality, Automotive Industry, Brake, Brake pads, Breathing, Copper, dust, environmental impact, exhaust emissions, harmful effects, LUNGS, Minecraft, PAD, particles, Pollution, pollution control, public health, researchers, respiratory health, sensitive cells, Server, study, TOXIC, toxicology

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	123
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

join dis cray cray minecraft server where the brake pad dust is more toxic than exhaust emissions! we got copper-filled brake pads that will make your lungs go oof in the most epic way possible! breathe in those particles and feel the burn, baby! come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of toxic dust while building your blocky empire. who needs clean air when you can have a lungful of adventure on this server? join now and let the madness begin!

ArdynFall SMP

Active, Adventurer, Ardynfall, backups, close-knit, community-driven, Creative Server, Discord, Established, Events, Evolving, INCLUSIVE, Player Run Economy, Plugins, proximity chat, quality of life, Semi Vanilla, Server resets, smp, Staff, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

ArdynFall SMP

🌍 ArdynFall SMP – Your New Minecraft Home Awaits! 🌍

Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21.4 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features. Join us for pure, fair gameplay in a welcoming community.

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Active and Evolving server
No Planned Server Resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events
Creative Server

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

List of Plugins:

afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
storm channeling
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

Interested? Join our discord and apply now! ⛏️https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v⛏️

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is 5 months old.
Are there server resets?	No, there are no planned server resets.
Is the server economy player-run?	Yes, players help develop the diamond-based shopping district.
What kind of events are hosted?	In February, there are events such as nether portal design competition, hide and seek, jousting, and trivia night.
Is there a creative server available?	Yes, there is a separate creative server for members to work on projects together.

Lonely Hearts Haven 1.21

alone, coping, emotional, Haven, healing, HEARTBREAK, Hearts, Loneliness, lonely, love, relationships, self compassion, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, single, solitude, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4471
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Tired of spending Valentine’s Day alone like a sad potato? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you – join our epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because who needs a significant other when you have a blocky world full of adventures waiting for you? Plus, our server is like a virtual love potion that will make you fall head over heels for mining and crafting. So ditch the chocolates and flowers, and come join us for a Valentine’s Day you’ll never forget (because you’ll be too busy building awesome stuff)!

SisterlySnacks Minecraft Server

appreciation, arguments, chocolate heart, Communication, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, Frustration, gift exchange, gift giving, Gratitude, Holiday Celebrations, holiday tradition, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterlySnacks, valentine’s day gifts, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of sibling rivalry in real-time! Join now and witness epic battles over who gets the last chocolate heart on Valentine’s Day. Will you be the one to come out on top and claim victory over your family members? Join today and let the chaos begin!

MommaCraft: No More Babysitting!

Babysitting, career choices, child care expenses, child rearing, childcare, daycare costs, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family Support, Fatherhood, financial responsibilities, generational differences, Grandparents, household responsibilities, MommaCraft, Motherhood, parenting, retirement planning, working fathers, working mothers, working parents

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of family dynamics in action.

Imagine this: your husband, a lawyer, and you, an engineer, both with intense careers, but he wants a second child. You’re happy with your daughter, but he’s adamant about expanding the family. So, you end up with two daughters, aged 3 and 1, and your mom quits her nursing job to take care of them full-time. But here’s the kicker – you pay her $3000 a month, because, you know, daycare prices are just too mainstream.

Your husband starts complaining about the cost, even though he makes $140k and you make $110k. He thinks you’re overpaying your mom and demands she go back to babysitting for less money. But you stand your ground and refuse to let your mom go back to being underpaid. It’s a battle of wills, a clash of egos, all in the name of childcare drama!

Join our server for the ultimate showdown of family feuds, outrageous demands, and questionable financial decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and witness the chaos unfold!

RichTrashClassy

classism, cultural bias, discrimination, double standards, economic inequality, judgment, Privilege, RichTrashClassy, social hierarchy, social status, societal classism, societal expectations, societal inequality, societal judgment, societal norms, societal perceptions, societal standards, societal values, socioeconomic status, Stereotypes, wealth disparity

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	6305	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Votes:	8000	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Lol, join our Minecraft SMP cuz we got all the rich people doing trashy things and making it look classy AF! Like, we got this one dude who built a mansion out of dirt blocks but somehow it looks boujee as hell. And another player who only wears leather armor but they look like a freakin’ fashion icon. It’s like poor people doing rich people things, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the diamonds are stored and you gotta do a dance-off to get access. It’s wild, man. So come join us and see how the other half lives, but in block form!

CraftyTikTokLand

addiction, app stores, CraftyTikTokLand, Digital Detox, digital wellbeing, Entertainment, FOMO, mental health, mobile apps, Online Community, screen time, smartphone addiction, social media, social media break, social media hiatus, social-networking, tech addiction, Technology, tiktok, Time management, viral videos

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of being TikTok-less and feeling like a social media outcast? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never feel FOMO again as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who also survived the great TikTok drought.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Legend has it that if you can impress them with your building skills, they will grant you three wishes (Minecraft related, of course).

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs TikTok when you have llamas and blocky landscapes to explore? Join us now and never look back at your days of social media withdrawal!

CraftyPrisoner420

arrest, CraftyPrisoner420, crime, criminal justice, detained, detainment, diplomatic relations, drug charges, drug laws, drug possession, drug trafficking, foreign relations, Imprisonment, international news, law enforcement, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, russia, state media, US citizen

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the russians will want to join! we have so many cool things like flying pigs and talking cows. one time, a player got detained in russia for having too many diamonds in their inventory. but don’t worry, we broke them out with a team of ninja llamas. join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Players:	100/500	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3586	Holy Grails Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	7070	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0