ColonialCraft LOLz

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server with no excitement? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky incels who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Our server is so epic that even the soldiers in the Reddit post linked above would take a moment of silence to honor its greatness. Why? Because our server is where legends are born, where epic battles are fought, and where friendships are forged in the fires of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the game, fellow warrior!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magic Items Found:	3599

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DroneCraft: Where even the drones ask “Why are FROM drones like this?”

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by rogue drones that drop loot when defeated. These drones are not your average mobs – they are equipped with lasers, rocket launchers, and even disco balls that blind you with their fabulousness.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city where players can engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens. These chickens are so big, they can crush you with a single peck. Will you be brave enough to take them on?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Emeralds Found:	746	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	2579
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take squad goals to a whole new level! Join us in the epic battle to rid the galaxy of alien threats in our very own version of HELLDIVERS 2. You’ll become a Helldiver, part of Super Earth’s elite fighting force, and embark on missions to liberate planets and achieve total victory in our galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.

Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Dragon Eggs Found:	2726	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

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So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2947
Dragon Eggs Found:	3079	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4420

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

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Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Banter Central: The Server Built for BBC (Building, Battles, and Comedy)

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was literally built for a BBC thread! That’s right, we have the most scandalous and dramatic player interactions you will ever witness in your virtual life.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore, or witness intense love triangles forming over who gets to build their house next to the village well. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions where players have to construct replicas of famous BBC sets using only dirt and gravel. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of emerald blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Creeper Cunt Youth Squad – Where Minecraft meets questionable language!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your mom’s basement! Our “youths” are a mix of chaotic energy and absolute madness, making every day feel like a never-ending rollercoaster ride.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of building a giant statue of a potato with your new best friend who happens to be a talking llama. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3248	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crops Grown:	1853

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PekoCraft: Where pigs in cosplay rule the world! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also boasts a giant floating taco island where you can battle it out in epic food fights with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can make it laugh.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	New Chunks Explored:	206215
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Breakup Bonanza: Letting Go is Hard, Isn’t It? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of holding on to all your stress and worries? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can let it all go and just build to your heart’s content! Our virtual therapists are here to help you release all that pent-up tension by building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual monsters.

Join us on this server and experience the ultimate stress-relief therapy through mining, crafting, and exploding creepers! Who needs meditation when you can just dig a giant hole and fill it with TNT? Letting go has never been so explosive!

So say goodbye to your real-world problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to make that epic sword. Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash over you like a bucket of water on a lava lake!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FailCraft: Where schools fail our youth, but we don’t! Join now for epic adventures and laughs!

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Are you tired of failing schools and boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as Asians and whites dominate the leaderboards, while blacks and Hispanics struggle to keep up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the “white” Latinos won’t be able to meme their way out of this one. With crazy challenges and insane competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VinylCraft: Where Creepers drop sick beats and Endermen are the ultimate DJs

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Are you tired of boring old record stores? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a virtual record store where you can buy music made entirely by creepers and skeletons. Trust us, their music is to die for! Plus, rumor has it that if you play their songs backwards, you’ll unlock secret crafting recipes for diamond armor made out of cheese. So why waste your time at a regular record store when you can join our server and rock out with some explosive tunes?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	805	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!