Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Ores Mined: 2700 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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