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Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the title of Chicken Whisperer?
So come on down to our server and see why everyone is asking, “Why didn’t they end up dating?” Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, explore a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers, and even take on a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato of ultimate power!
But that’s not all – our server also has a disco party every Friday night in the Nether, where you can dance with zombie pigmen and show off your best creeper impression. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden llama trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the year!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
Join JEETrollo for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that Togashi himself will personally challenge players to epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impression.
So what are you waiting for? Join JEETrollo today and see what Togashi has in store for you! But be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again.
Join us and experience the wildest adventures, like when America decided to challenge Russia to a PvP battle and ended up taking out 100 Russian players in one epic showdown! It was like a real-life Hunger Games, but in Minecraft!
But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like “TNT Run with a Twist” where the floor disappears randomly and you have to dodge falling anvils while trying to stay alive. It’s a heart-pounding experience that will have you on the edge of your seat!
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? See you there!
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right), or participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build a giant toilet out of pink wool in under 10 minutes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Llama Mafia” who roam the land on their trusty llamas, demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! And don’t forget to post a pic of your neighborhood – we need to make sure you’re not secretly a llama spy in disguise!
Imagine a world where you can battle it out with legendary heroes from Dota 2, all while building your own epic creations in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Pudge or Crystal Maiden to take down creepers and zombies?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and secrets waiting to be discovered. Unravel the mysteries of the Dota 2 universe while crafting your own story in Minecraft.
And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we’ve got you covered too. Our server is the perfect place to learn the ways of Dota 2 and show off your skills in a whole new world.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate crossover of Dota 2 and Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕
1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!
2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.
3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?
4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.
Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!
A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.
Join the discord to read the rules.
213.239.198.168:31496
Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?
