CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

arrest, Beautician, cocaine, CocaineCraft, court case, crime, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal justice, drug possession, drug smuggling, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, illegal activity, international crime, Legal, prison sentence, SMUGGLING, uk, US jail, Yorkshire, YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1262	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

NoHoboNoEntryMC

apartment, Chicago, cold weather, community support, compassion, compassion fatigue, Decision making, Empathy, ethical dilemma, homeless outreach, homeless woman, homelessness, Kindness, LANDLORD, moral dilemma, neighbor, NoHoboNoEntryMC, risk management, Safety, social responsibility, tough choices

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	New Chunks Explored:	655833
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of making tough decisions like whether to let a homeless woman into your apartment or risk angering your landlord? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and join a world where homeless women don’t beg for warmth, they beg for diamonds!

Join our server and build a virtual apartment complex where you can let in as many homeless NPCs as you want without worrying about pesky landlords or nosy neighbors. Charge their virtual phones, keep them warm by the pixelated fireplace, and watch as they thank you with virtual hugs and gratitude.

But be warned, on our server, the homeless NPCs have a secret agenda – they’re actually undercover agents trying to infiltrate your world and steal all your virtual riches! Can you outsmart them and protect your diamonds, or will you fall victim to their sneaky tactics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual homelessness like never before! Who knew being homeless in Minecraft could be so entertaining?

LowkeyPro in Minecraft SMP

ARTISTRY, beginner friendly, Challenging, Craft, deceptive simplicity, dexterity, Expertise, finesse, hidden talent, intricate, low barrier to entry, LowkeyPro, Mastery, Minecraft, nuanced, Precision, proficiency, skillful, smp, talent, underestimated

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1382
Undead Armies Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, it’s got a low barrier to entry, but trust me, it’s super skillful. You gotta join this server, man, because the admins are like wizards who can summon dragons and stuff. And the players? Oh man, they’re like Minecraft gods, building insane structures and slaying mobs left and right.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. This server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. Yeah, you heard me right. They’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party. And you know what? I’m totally down for that, dude. I wanna dance with some alien villagers, don’t you?

So, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and become part of the wildest adventure of your life, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, bro, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos, creativity, and pure awesomeness. See you on the other side, my dude.

NoFearMinecraftFun

conquering fears, facing fears, fearless actions, fearless activities, fearless day, fearless dreams, fearless goals, fearless living, fearless living challenge, fearless living empowerment, fearless living inspiration, fearless living journey, fearless living motivation, fearless living success, fearless living tips, fearless living transformation, fearless mindset, living without fear, NoFearMinecraftFun, overcoming fears, wild adventures

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Votes:	7879	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your blocky life! Imagine a world where you can build without limits, fight epic battles with giant spiders, and ride pigs into battle like a true warrior.

Join our server and experience the thrill of living a day without fear! Want to jump off a cliff into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Europa Water Co. – Luxury Minecraft Server

celestial commodities, commercialized space travel, europa, extraterrestrial resources, extraterrestrial water, future technology, futuristic markets, iceberg water, interplanetary trade, luxury, luxury goods, luxury product, luxury travel, Minecraft, Server, space colonization, space commerce, space economy, space exploration, space resources, space tourism, space tourism industry, Water

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Yo, you ever dream of sippin’ on some extraterrestrial water straight from Europa? Well, on our server, we got that luxury on tap, baby! Forget about boring old iceberg water, we’re talkin’ out-of-this-world hydration!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure to mine for resources on Europa. Build yourself a swanky space base and flex on all your friends with your fancy alien water collection. Who needs diamonds when you can have a bottle of Europa water, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the water on Europa has magical properties that give you superpowers in-game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot lasers from your eyes? Just take a sip of that sweet, sweet Europa water and watch the magic happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience of your life. Europa water awaits, my friends!

sVanilla Survival

bedrock, combat tag, creativity, crystal, Economy, ELYTRA, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Svanilla, tnt duplication, totem, Trading, USA East, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

sVanilla Survival Server

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Survive & Thrive: Play the game how you want
Melee Based PvP: Focus on swords, axes, and bows
Quality of Life: Enhancements without deviating from vanilla
Bartering Economy: Trade with other players
Boundless Exploration: No land claims, explore freely
Permanent Legacy: Map never resets
TNT Duplication: Build with ease or create destruction

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on the server.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of melee combat.
Are there economy plugins?	No, the server’s economy is based on player trading.
Is there a world border?	Yes, there is a 300k world border for exploration.
Will the map ever reset?	No, the map is permanent and will never reset.

Delicious Murder Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, crime, crime fiction, criminal behavior, dark comedy, dark humor, DELICIOUS, Homicide, Land, Macabre, murder, murder investigation, Murder Mystery, Mystery, psychological thriller, serial killer, Sinister, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, violence

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Join our Minecraft server for the most killer experience ever! We have so many ways to murder your friends in the game, it’s like a buffet of death!

You can push them off cliffs, drown them in lava, or even drop anvils on their heads! It’s like a murder mystery party, but with pixelated blocks!

And the best part is, you can do it all while laughing maniacally and shouting “Mwahaha!” in the chat. It’s a real scream!

So come join us for some murderous fun on our Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all in good, bloody fun!

NoSimpin4MinecraftSMP

differing opinions, distinctive preferences, idiosyncratic tastes, individual quirks, individual standards, niche interests, nonconformist views, NoSimpin4MinecraftSMP, particular turn-offs, peculiar attractions, peculiar dislikes, personal aversions, personal taste, selective attractions, specific preferences, specific turn-offs, uncommon attractions, unconventional beauty, unconventional standards, unique dislikes, unique preferences

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, bro. Like, we have a secret underground club where we only play C418 music and dance with creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is a talking chicken who wears a top hat. He gives out diamonds like they’re candy, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, bro. It’s like a wild ride, man. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a massive PvP battle. It’s insane, bro.

So, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to join a place where anything goes, then come join us, bro. We’re always looking for new members to join our wacky adventures. Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free hugs. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

TraumaCraft: No griefing allowed

Allowed, compassion, coping, cruel response, Emotional Abuse, Empathy, Griefing, healing, judgement, mental health, mental illness, Opening Up, Recovery, self-care, Self-expression, stigma, Support, Therapy, toxic behavior, Trauma, TraumaCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Potions Brewed:	154	Magic Items Found:	4811
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Emeralds Found:	4876	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and trade resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who will go to extreme lengths to prank each other and cause chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have the craziest events you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken invasion or a zombie apocalypse that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about your trauma!

CryptoMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Argentina politics, Congress, controversy, Corruption, crash, crypto coin, cryptocurrency, CryptoMilei, Downfall, Economy, financial market, Government, impeachment trial, investigation, milei, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, scandal, Server, trial

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of a political scandal? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and witness the chaos as Argentina’s opposition tries to impeach someone over a crypto coin crash! it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. join now for a front row seat to the drama! #minecraftpolitics #cryptoconspiracy #creeperimpeachment

AmazonTribeReturn

Adventure, amazon rainforest, AmazonTribeReturn, brief, Communication, Connection, Contact, culture, discovery, Exploration, indigenous, indigenous community, indigenous culture, indigenous people, ISOLATED, man, outside world, Rainforest tribe, remote, RETURN, Tribe

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, imagine this isolated indigenous dude, right? he like, comes out of the amazon rainforest for a hot sec, just to check out our server. he’s like, whoa, this place is lit, i gotta tell my tribe about it. so he goes back to his peeps and is all like, yo, we gotta join this server, it’s off the chain. and now they’re all playing minecraft with us, how crazy is that? come join us and be part of this epic adventure, man. who knows what other wild stuff will happen on this server, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me.

Bio Hybrid Muscle Man

actuated, bio, bioengineering, Biohybrid hand, biohybrid systems, biohybrid technology, biomedical engineering, hand movement, hand prosthetics, hand rehabilitation, human muscle tissues, human-machine interface, Hybrid, man, Multiple, Muscle, muscle activation, muscle control, muscle tissue actuation, muscle tissue engineering, muscle tissue manipulation, muscle-powered prosthetics, prosthetics, tissue engineering

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3138	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biohybrid hands that are controlled by human muscles! you can literally punch trees and build houses with your own muscles, how cool is that? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will guide you through the land of blocky adventures. we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for shiny feathers. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Firestarter

Auction, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, FIRESTARTER, Friendly, Grief Protection, handbook, java, Land claiming, Players, respectful, rules, Server, Shops, smp, Trade

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3190
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mines Excavated:	1537

firestarter Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features
Player-driven economy and player-run shops
Grief protection and land claiming
Frequent community events
Tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
Java + Bedrock cross-play
A friendly, fair, and respectful community

Server Handbook & Rules:

Server Handbook

Server Address:

mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)

Server Tour:

Server Tour Video

Join our Community:

Check out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡 Or consider joining our Discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, we offer Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server.
Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	No, our rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.
How can I participate in community events?	Keep an eye on our Discord and in-game announcements for upcoming events.

MysticCraft – ShadowRealm 1.20.5

1.20.5, 3D Debut, Anime List, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, Cute Little Sister, debut, fuwamoco, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Schedule, shadowrealm, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality! Why join, you ask? Well, because our server is like a cute little sister edition of Minecraft – it’s quirky, it’s fun, and it’s totally bonkers! Plus, we have streams that are so insane, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion. And don’t even get me started on the debut videos – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together!

VacayVillaVeto

attachment, Boundaries, Communication, emotional attachment, ENTITLEMENT, family cabin, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family heirloom, family relationships, passive aggressive behavior, personal space, Protective, Respect, Selfishness, sharing, vacation home, vacation time, VacayVillaVeto

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your virtual cabin like it’s a family heirloom! Just like this player’s cozy vacation cabin in the mountains, our server is a safe space for you to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual property from pushy brother-in-laws who want to take over your land! Build your own vacation cabin, complete with passive-aggressive comments from NPCs who think you’re being selfish for not sharing your space.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a cabin” – on our server, every block matters and every build is a family heirloom. So come on in, protect your turf, and show the world that you’re not just a block builder – you’re a block protector!

Wanderlust SMP: Travel & Build

Adventure, bucket list, BUILD, culture, Dream destination, Escapade, escapism, Exotic, Explore, globe-trotting, Journey, SightSeeing, smp, travel, travel adventure, travel dreams, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel plans, vacation, Wander, WANDERER, Wanderlust

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Dragons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
New Chunks Explored:	267823	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

OMG guys, like if I could travel anywhere in the world right now, I would totally go to this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, they have the craziest builds and the most insane players you will ever meet. I heard that they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, there’s a rumor that the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens! Can you imagine mining for diamonds with a chicken alien? It’s like a dream come true, bro. So yeah, forget about traveling the world, come join this Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life! #ChickenAlienDiamondsLavaCoasterFTW 🐔💎🌋🎢