CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!
we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 551 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Buster – servers with completely different ideas. These servers are similar in one thing: survival. We strive to make the server a comfortable place for players who love different games. Rust, Minecraft, Phasmophobia… We’re sure there’s a place for everyone!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2634 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing villagers appear and challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about a PVP season where you have to fight outdoors while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a main story unlock that involves a Decagrammaton chapter 2 where you must wield the Sword of Flames to defeat evil mobs. Plus, we have limited edition idol characters like Mari, Sakurako, and Mine who will serenade you with their angelic voices as you explore the world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
