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Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pyrakia

Towny

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MagicGames

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, hypixel, java, magicgames, Skyblock

Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Grown Up Minecraft Server

adulting, childhood memories, entertainment industry, game design, game development, game innovation, game market, game production, game quality, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming preferences, gaming trends, growing up, grown, Minecraft, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, technology advancements, video games

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2704
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Canada, Canadian, Canadian challenges, Canadian culture, Canadian development, Canadian downfall, Canadian economy, Canadian future, Canadian future prospects, Canadian government, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian issues, Canadian leadership, Canadian News, Canadian outlook, Canadian perspective, Canadian politics, Canadian progress, Canadian society, Great, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

WaterWoes Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Communication, community living, confrontations, duplex living, gardening, Minecraft, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighbor etiquette, neighbor relationships, residential living, Server, shared faucet, Shared Resources, utility bill, washing shoes, water billing, water conservation, water costs, water meter, water usage, WaterWoes

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockPuppyHeist

animal rights, BlockPuppyHeist, neighbor disputes, pet adoption, pet custody, pet ownership, pet ownership ethics, pet theft, puppy care, puppy love, puppy parenting, puppy protection, puppy rescue, puppy rescue mission, puppy theft, puppy welfare, responsible pet ownership, stray puppies, town dynamics, town hierarchy, town politics

Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mines Excavated:	3283	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

commitment issues, DATING, emotional availability, fear of intimacy, future goals, love life, past relationships, personal growth, reasons for being single, Relationship Status, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, single, Single life, SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

Are you single right now? Well, it’s probably because you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is basically a virtual dating paradise – you’ll be fighting off suitors left and right as you build your dream pixelated home together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to fend off and diamonds to mine with your new boo? Join now and say goodbye to singledom forever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FoodieCraft

Choice, Commitment, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, Eat, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, FoodieCraft, Hunger, long term, Meal, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, satisfaction, selection, Sustenance, Taste, Variety

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Towns Built:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

UNPeacekeeperProbs

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harm prevention, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, peace agreements, Peace efforts, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping missions, peacekeeping operations, regional stability, security measures, UN peacekeepers, united nations, UNPeacekeeperProbs, US

so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

2016, atmospheric patterns, big climate systems, characteristics, climate change, climate science, CRAZE, cyclone, el nino, Event, extreme weather, global warming, heatwave, Impact, Madden-Julian Oscillation, meteorology, ocean temperatures, Pacific Ocean heatwave, rare combination, record-breaking, Tropical Cyclone Winston, weather phenomenon

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Laps Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9714	Gods Slained:	2
Ores Mined:	2137	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Block Breaker Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Banking, BLOCK, Breaker, conspiracy theories, cultural stereotypes, Demolish, discrimination, economic system, extremist ideologies, finance, financial control, financial institutions, global economy, Hate Speech, historical prejudices, Jewish community, Jewish monetary system, Minecraft, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, social justice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on a mission to demolish the Jewish monetary system…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride as we mine for diamonds to overthrow the financial overlords of Minecraft. But beware, the creepers are actually secret agents of the banking elite trying to stop us! Will you join our rebellion and become the richest player in the server, or will you be blown up by a creeper in a suit and tie? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the virtual economy is in your hands!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

Campaign, Chaos, Coin Calculator, creeper, CREW, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, smp, summon, Summoning Info

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Picture this: a group of players dressed up as dragons, rebelling against the Halloween festivities of 108! You’ll be fighting off pumpkin-headed mobs and building epic fortresses to protect your loot.

But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a water margin? Well, get ready to dive into the depths of the ocean and battle sea monsters in our epic quest for treasure. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon girl along the way!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special summoning event where you can call forth legendary heroes to aid you in your quest. Imagine having Huyan Zhuo by your side as you battle through hordes of mobs and conquer the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6