ClubTurtle

Activeowner, Armorstandeditor, Bettersleeping, Chatcolor, Community, Friendly, Keepinventory, Keepinventoryon, Mobheads, Nick, Nickname, Nogrief, Nogriefing, Sfw, Shop, Sit, Small, Smallcommunity, Smallserver, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Viabackwards, Viaversion, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Potions Brewed:	164	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

New Minecraft Servers

ClubTurtle is a server I created many years back to play survival with my friends, I’ve been hosting it using Server.pro and people have come and gone, but mostly only a few players stay, so I’m trying to post it online to try to get more friendly players. My wish is to have a server filled with wholesome or at least friendly players who build a community together; I want that kind of small-server/small-town feel where everyone knows each other.

The server is whitelisted for protection, on hard difficulty, keepInventory is on, and you get a few cosmetic permissions like nick and chatcolor. It is not a true survival, it has essentials and some other stuff, but no wild or rtp. This server has ViaVersion and ViaBackwards so players can join from v1.9 all the way to v1.20.4 but it is best to stay on the latest version so you can experience the newest features. We also have a heads plugin, armorstand editor, silence name tags, etc. The world border will expand a bit with every major update, and unused chunks will be reset to save space and make room for new updated biomes or loot.

If you have played on my server and like it, on the server page in the link below, you can donate some money toward keeping the server online as I have to pay for it out of pocket. I cannot use the money, it will go toward the server.

You can use nick the normal way “/nick [username] input” and the chatcolor is either “/chatcolor GUI” or “/chatcolor [color code]”.

The server is whitelisted, so if this looks appealing, you can message me on Discord and ask if you can join. My discord is turtlerunsslow.

TLDR: This is a very small server with a few players that are trying to grow. It is for friendly players who are looking for a small community server and it is whitelisted to protect it from griefers.

Server Rules: – No griefing or raiding of people’s bases. This rule is the strictest rule.– If you break anything around spawn (trees, village stuff, etc.), please replace it.– Do not build or say anything vulgar, offensive, or NSFW. Keep the server clean or friendly.– No offensive usernames.– Hacks and cheats are not allowed. (Including x-ray, bhop, autoclicker, etc.)– No eyesores or any bad-looking bases, farms, builds, etc.– The server language is English.

Server Pro Page: https://server.pro/server/9074443

Discord Server: https://discord.com/invite/SF92SYC

ClubTurtle.mcnetwork.me

WildCraftMC

Advanced Fishing, Advancements, Blaze and Caves Datapack, Clue Scrolls, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Creative, custom fish, Custom NPC Trades, Discord, Donating, FishingVillage, LWC Protection, Minibosses, Quests, rocket boots, RPG, SerenePost, smp, Survival, Voting, WildCraftMC

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

IP: play.wildcraftmc.com

We would like to invite you to become a member of our server community.

Main

Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

Features

Grief Prevention: Claim your lands to protect your builds from grief.
Community: Friendly and safe community with a Discord server for discussions.
Ranks: Voting and donating ranks with unique perks.
Crates: Redeem special keys for rewards.
Economy: Earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and player shops.
Advancements: Custom RPG play style, mini bosses, quests, fishing features, and more.

Misc

LWC Protection: Lock chests, gates, doors, etc outside of claims.
Crazy Enchants: Additional enchantments with better abilities.
Clue Scrolls: Complete tasks & events for rewards.
Rocket Boots: Different boots with fun features.

Extras

Custom NPC Trades: /warp SerenePost
Advanced Fishing & Custom Fish: /warp FishingVillage

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the IP address: play.wildcraftmc.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website or in-game.

3. How can I protect my builds from griefing?

You can use the Grief Prevention feature to claim your lands and protect your builds from griefing.

4. How do I earn ranks on the server?

You can earn ranks by voting daily or by donating to support the server. Each rank comes with unique perks and rewards.

5. Can I participate in events and quests?

Yes, we offer inclusive events and quests that you can play on your own or with friends. These events offer exclusive rewards and items.

6. Is the server economy-based?

Yes, you can earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and setting up your own player shop.

Frontline Flex 1.20.4

1.20.4, bhob, dchaokeks, dollar value guide, dolls, elmo1205, Events, EXILIUM, exiliumdc, Fiery Bond, flex, Frontline, GFLEX, gift, Girls’ Frontline 2, glassisle, guides, hazard patrol map, Itasha, Launch, lore material, Makiatto, mica, News, REDEEM, Resources, Rhapsody Quartet, Sojourners of the Glass Island, springfield, Story summary, Sunborn, suomi, suomi1205, Tololo, translated story, Ullrid, ullrid1205

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s like Girls’ Frontline 2: Exilium but in blocky form? Join now for a wild ride filled with resources and guides that will blow your mind.

Forget about boring old dollar value guides, we’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the translated story and lore material – it’s like reading a book written by a villager on acid.

Explore hazard patrol maps that will make you question your sanity, and watch preview videos that will make you want to build a giant statue of Makiatto in your world. Plus, we’ve got news and events that will make you want to mine diamonds until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Use secret codes like ELMOLIVE and GFL2GIFTME to unlock hidden treasures and unleash chaos upon the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t redeem OMNGKTWN or you might end up in the Nether with no way out.

Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

advertising strategies, blue dorito label, brand loyalty., brand recognition, buying decisions, chuuba, Competition, consumer behavior, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, corporate shoppers, Corpos, dont, film industry, independent cinema, Indie Films, indies, Ioppers, mainstream movies, market trends, marketing tactics, Mediocrity, Minecraft, product packaging, Small Businesses, smp, watch

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Potions Brewed:	88	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Towns Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of settling for boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the blue dorito label on the chuuba of servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep, who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

GroceryGriefer

CAR, college, Doctor, Expenses, Failure, family, Food, food stamps, Graduation, groceries, GroceryGriefer, Guilt, lunch, pantry, POVERTY, sharing, Siblings, Struggle, Survival, weight loss, work

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Buildings Constructed:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6989
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	1519	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

family, family bonding, family bonding time, family communication, family connection, family dynamics, family love, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, Family Values, family visits, Frequency, long distance family visits, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, ParentalVisit, parents, quality time, relationship, smp, Visit

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

access to healthcare, debate, equality, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare debate, healthcare ethics, healthcare policy, healthcare privilege, healthcare rights, healthcare system, HUMAN RIGHTS, MineCraftCare, morality, opinion, policy, Priv, Privilege, public health, social justice

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

barrier islands, blocks, BUILD, building codes, buildings sinking, coastal erosion, coastal subsidence, construction-induced, environmental impact, Florida, geological survey, Infrastructure, InSAR observations, land subsidence, Miami, repeat, Sea Level Rise, SINK, Sinking, sinking buildings, structural integrity, study, study findings, urban development

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

MonolithMC SMP

Crates, Earth, Economy, Minecraft, MonolithMC, Ranks, Server, SlimeSMP, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

MonolithMC.apexmc.co

Jaysick & Co.

Active, auraskills, building, Chat, Chill, Community, discord guilds, Events, Exploring, form, Friendly, Growing, Jaysick, Landclaim, Levelledmobs, Mature, pinned message, Plugins, Role, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Jaysick & Co. SMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Start Date	December 9th, 2024
Server Features	Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

A: Jaysick & Co. SMP is a survival Minecraft server with some plugins for playability.

Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server open to all players?

A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, birthday gifts for mom, decorative basket, Gift baskets, gift giving, gift ideas for mom, gift shop, handmade gifts, Haven, Home decor, Kitchen Gadgets, mom gift stores, moms, mother’s day gifts, mystic, online boutique, online shopping, personalized gifts, Planner, sentimental gifts, shopping for mom, subscription boxes, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts for mom

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ores Mined:	5106	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5085	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Emeralds Found:	9944	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	5521

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6150	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

abrupt firing, abrupt job loss, being fired during a pandemic, being fired for no reason, being fired in front of colleagues, being fired on a Friday, being fired over email, being fired over the phone, being fired unexpectedly, being fired without cause, being let go, BlockyPinkSlipCraft, employment termination, getting canned, getting fired, getting sacked, Job Termination, losing a job, unfair dismissal, worst ways to be fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	35
New Chunks Explored:	64793	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

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